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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    oops sorry almost forgot:

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    Not the same effect. You can get a woman off with your thumb.
     
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    You can get off in a big vagina too. You just have to grab the base of your penis and rattle it around for awhile.

    And that's how I got the username MoreCowbell.
     
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    In other news, some people are drinking heavily.

    Check this guy out. 3:24 is the shit. But watch the whole thing. Especially if you are a guitar player and double if you are not.

     
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    I just recently got HBO Go. I guess you could say I'm "late to the game" but I started watching The Wire. Holy shit, where has it been all my life?
     
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    Nom's mother always was good at coming up with nicknames.
     
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    Gotta love Mom Chompsky.
     
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    Would you guys just make out already?
     
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    Tommy is THE MAN.

    This is my favourite song of his though:



    That, and SRV's version, Scuttle Buttin.

     
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    Realy? No respect for the greatest country?
     
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    ...on HBO.
     
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    Whut?
     
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    Zimbabwe?

    Anyone ever have to piss with a hard on? This shit is bananas.
     
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    The county is too dry for them to sell fireworks, period. Normally during burn bans they will allow fireworks that go up but not back down (e.g. so no bottle rockets), but this time it is a complete ban.

    I am praying that one of the counties I enter on the way to the lake will sell them, but if not, I fear that I will have to construct my own.

    I don't know how, but I know that it will involve whiskey as the main propellant.
     
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    Shitty quality, but still funny.

     
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    WHOOO WOMEN'S WORLD CUP!
     
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    Me and my girlfriend ended up spontaneously going to a house party with my roommates last night. It was America themed so the few hipsters there thought the Busch Light tallboys I brought were ironic. We played a few rounds of beer pong and my girlfriend still kicks ass at it. I hadn't been that drunk in a long time.

    I'm gonna grill some jalapeno and cheese stuffed chicken breasts wrapped in bacon on the 4th. Great suggestion on my girlfriend's behalf.
     
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    This sounds absolutely delicious.
     
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