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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    What Whores said.

    As far as I know, it has better hours than every other subway in the world. But, taking it at night is still pretty dicey. Financial District to Inwood would be less than 5 hours, since once you're on the A, you just go straight up (running local...fuckers). Trouble is late night you can't do a trip that requires a transfer, or you'll spend an hour just waiting on trains.
     
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    Beats taking the "last train home" when you have to take a shit and they stop at every stop to lock up.
     
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    You big city fuckers are crazy.

    The county I lived in growing up covers almost 4,000 square miles and has a population density of 1 person per square mile.

    I thought I was cool, because I lived in the county seat and we had the lone stoplight.
     
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    Couple summer tunes:



     
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    MARTA is worse than any NYC subway I've ever been on. I was leaving some bar on the UWS, headed towards Grand Central and I remember being floored by just how nice the homeless/crazies I dealt with were (for the most part) on the 2 train.

    Must be the heat or the humidity or something in Atlanta that makes the junkies want to pee down your leg after you say you have no change. Funniest part of the whole thing was when my friend was screaming at the guy "I WASN'T EVEN LYING. I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CHANGE. HOLY SHIT!" and the guy just shrugged and shuffled away.

    So yeah. MTA over MARTA any day of the week.
     
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    Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta
     
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    The Holy Roller church a couple miles away from my house just put a hole in the world with their pyrotechnics, now the entire neighbourhood in engulfed in thick fireworks smoke. Unreal, it lit up the entire end of the city. People must be friendly with the collection plate there.

    Love this tune.

     
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    This was just on the radio as I was down in my shop. I'll also listen to some ELO too.
     
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    Best summer song ever. Nothing else competes.

     
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    Never heard that one before. You should write comedy for a living or something.

    I remember in 2003 when Atlanta had the NBA All-Star game and a giant NRA event at the Georgia Dome at the same time. MARTA was hysterical, seeing thousands of black people, groupies, wannabe rappers, etc all stuck on the same trains with every drunk redneck, sister-kisser, piece of shit inbred fuck from Texas to Tallahassee.

    I'd rather sit in traffic than be caught in the middle of something like that ever again.
     
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    It's crazy that dude in the LFO song is dead.
     
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    Jesus. What a legacy to leave. I feel bad for the guy.

    Another good summer jam.

     
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    Christ, you want bad boy bands? Up here our country gave anal-birth to the mother of them all. These guys make LFO look like Pink Floyd. Watch the "summer" video below if you want your senses absolutely assaulted:

    As seen in the nightmares of children.
     
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    If you're gonna post a song about a HOT SUMMER NIGHT........there's only one choice, really.

     
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    Is it weird I have no desire whatsover to go to New York?


    I'm going to go eat the bombest chimichanga on the planet. Stoned.
     
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    Took the girlfriend to see Transformers 3, in 3D. She loves Transformers, and was incredibly impressed with the movie. I think Rosie Huntington-Whitely might have more acting chops than Megan Fox. I also think she's hotter. She made me forget about how nonsensical the movie is.
     
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    And in the category of Best Song About Summer Sung With A Power Mullet we have a winner!



    And switching mediums the best short story about summer.

    John Updike's "A&P"
     
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    Have you ever eaten Mexican food...ON WEED?
     
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    Off topic, but if anyone is interested you can listen to Phish live from their festival. If you listen through Windows Media Player it is fantastic. Makes me wish I still did drugs.

    PS. I don't even like Phish, but the concerts are a damn good time. So, I'll sit at my house and listen and be glad I'm not around all those other stinky irritating people.
     
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    Let's get this back on track.

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