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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Never could get into Rush. Another "you like them or you don't" band. I prefer:



    Good summer tune as well.
     
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    I'm buying a cigar box guitar pretty soon, how fucking sweet is this? Granted, I only want it so I can play it around friends when we're all drunk and barefoot, drinking out of mason jars and yelling at darkies.



    There's something about that raw sound, the slide, etc that just does it for me. Yeah, I'm backwoods. Tell me something I don't know.

    Edit: If you're remotely interested in this kind of music, go ahead and click here and go down the rabbit hole that is Seasick Steve. Scroll down and click "Cut My Wings", great intro song. He's one of my favorite musicians, ever in the history of anything. Was around to help usher in grunge to Seattle, produced for Modest Mouse, then decide to move to Europe in his late 50's/early 60's and busk around metro stations until he made it big time. Jack White calls this guy one of his best friends/inspirations. He's like 70 and still kicking everyone's ass. So fucking cool, this guy.
     
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    Did you know that Ax Men isn't a quiz show for African American dudes?

    Who knew?
     
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    haven't read most of this thread yet, but happy fucking fourth to all of you. Been drinking all day, and now I'm watching some Game of Thrones with The Girlfriends brother. Plan for tomorrow? Fill the cooler up with another case of beer and head back to the pool.

    Cheers ya'll.
     
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    Because the G train doesn't go into Manhattan (for you non NYers, it's the only such train), nobody really gives a fuck about it. Which means it's slow and poorly maintained. Any trip where you have to take the G late at night automatically adds 20-30 minutes. God I hate the G.

    Having just gone out in Boston, I can safely say, NYC > Boston/everywhere else, and it's not even close. Like, it's cool to live other places for a while, just like it's cool to grow a mustache for a few months/years, but in the end, you know you're going to shave that shit because it's ridiculous.
     
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    Yeah, you and everyone else can have fun with your big cities. Meanwhile I'll be enjoying some wide open spaces, the low cost of living and southern grown tits.
     
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    There's also a train that runs only on Staten Island, and the fact that you wouldn't think to mention it just further proves how much there's the jurisdiction of the New York City government, and then there's New York City, now matter how much Brooklynites and Queenies say otherwise.
     
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    Last night I may have been a bit fucked and instead of posting here I regaled Pimptress with my nonsense on her Facebook page. Tonight I have to say.... I forgot. I'm sure it was brilliant and poignant. My bad.
     
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    I don't consider the Staten Island train because you have to take a boat to get to it. As though it were 1835.



    I know you can take a bus but that's not as funny.
     
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    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2011/07/03/18367851.html

    Nett! Pack up your barbecue and your CareBear Stare and track down this killer!
     
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    It's 9:15. Im laying on a hammock I dont remember climbing on too. My eyes are burning from stale contact lenses and there's a vacant taste of puke in my mouth. My shirt has an odd stain and there's a glow stick in my breast pocket.

    I don't know where anyone is and I'm scared. I CANNOT drink like I used too.
     
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    People that I am jealous of in reading this WDT

    *those who live in NYC. Granted, my mortgage is ridiculously cheap and traffic is never much of a problem, but no public transportation and it is fucking Kansas.
    *those who are out getting drunk and having fun. I started the weekend with a dreaded summer cold and have been in bed by 9:30 both nights of this holiday weekend.
    *Canadians. I bet it isn't 100 fucking degrees up there.
     
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    I don't know if it's some innate reflex, but Americans always manage to say things about Canada that reveal why Rick Mercer was capable of getting so many hilarious things out of Talking To Americans.

    It is summer in Canada right now and it gets fucking hot up here. 40+ degrees (that's 104 fahrenheit) and 100% humidity isn't that unusual.

    ... did they seriously just say they are hunting bears based on a description? Seriously? About all they have going for them is "big, and black, and a bear". And I'm pretty sure hunting a bear based on its fur colour is a violation of its Charter rights.
     
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    I will just go on what the internet tells me right now. How about we just go with this....I am in the middle of that big band of intense orange/red (summer in the midwest sucks - as I am sure it does in many other places, but right now we seem to suck as much as any place in North America). The majority of Canada seems to be a nice shade of yellow, with some transitions to orange representing a balmy 70 degrees. So, like I said, people I am jealous of in reading this WDT.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.findlocalweather.com/weather_maps/temperature_north_america.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.findlocalweather.com/weather ... erica.html</a>
     
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    I just started marinating dinner. Made tomorrow's black bean and corn salsa. Got the kids the red white and blue popsicles. Got Tonka a package of Frosty Paws.

    I can officially relax. Is it too early to start drinkin'??
     
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    Nah, it is easier to generalize that all of us Americans are idiots.
     
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    Also, Southern Quebec. Cold as fucking balls in the winter and hot as fucking balls in the summer. And rains and snows hard as balls. It's just a fundamentally unpleasant place to be.
     
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    I had to explain to my friends what getting fingerblasted means.

    Aaaaand take another drink!
     
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    I want to refute this.

    Can't.

    WOOOO JOHN WAYNE MCDONALD'S MORBID OBESITY BASBEBALL!!

    Pool party in two hours. I am so fucking hungover.

    Your friends sound naive and young. Hook me up with them. Do they know what bourbon and fisting is?
     
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    Young, yes. Naive, not really. They just aren't up to all these spiffy terms.

    You're welcome to join us in getting drunk and playing on the playground.

    I'm not even kidding, either.
     
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