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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    I just want everyone to know I've been naked this whole time.
     
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  2. Gravitas

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    Skyello?
     
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    Nah, I reserve my antics for the internet. Seriously though, I am only so fascinated by this thing because we don't have such odd and glorious creatures out here in the suburbs. As far as I know anyway.
     
    #403 mya, Jul 3, 2011
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    The fact that you can taste the air in Manhattan disqualifies NYC from being the greatest anything. Ten minutes there and your lungs become a superfund site.
     
    #404 DrFrylock, Jul 3, 2011
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    Went to the supermarket yesterday and decided to pick up some mint and limes.



    Goddamn do these things go down smooth.
     

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  6. Crown Royal

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    I grow mint in my backyard just for the purpose of making mojitos. The problem is mint creeps faster than R. Kelly chaperoning a dance. It can engulf your entire garden and lawn in weeks unless you keep it in pots, the shit's brutal. It never met a property it didn't want to own.

    Apparently other people hate Planking too. Excuse me while I kiss the sky:

     
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    I wouldn't call that a fail, that was a successful plank until a valiant bystander saw what was happening and remedied the situation.
     
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    It's only a fail if you cause it to fail. Interference from a third party doesn't count.

    But, I'd argue that the planker, by engaging in such a lame activity, caused himself to be pushed off the bridge, in which case this does qualify as a fail.
     
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    OK, I can't beat the planking, but how about a Blackadder clip instead?

    This is probably the single funniest scene from the show's run.

     
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  10. Crown Royal

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    The main factor is that he did indeed GET shoved off the bridge, and it probably hurt smacking the water from that height, and that is what's important.
     
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    So apparently the Prince of Monaco got married this weekend...after police stopped his wife from fleeing the country by confiscating her passport.

    The Royals: even more screwed up than us.
     
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  13. Nom Chompsky

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    heeyy heeyyyy heyyyyyyy.

    I might have to wait a couple hours before drinking today. I'm a pussy!
     
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    I woke up at 4 am with terrible heart burn, followed my some vomiting. I'm sadly going to lay off drinking today, and quite possibly tomorrow too.

    I blame gay marriage.
     
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    The damn Canadians had it first.
     
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    In the middle of baby proofing the house.

    When I am done, even the wiliest of babies won't be able to get in here.
     
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    Can't say I saw it coming, but Jose Bautista is f'ing awesome. Except when the Yankees play the BJays.
     
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    Annnnd, I'm buzzed on my Mojito recipe. 6 ounces of rum per drink is ridiculous, but so damn good. I'm a sad panda, because I used to be able to drink so much more during my fraternity days... Getting old sucks.
     
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    tbh b

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    Black Jesus, my faith has been rocked.
     
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