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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Juice

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    But what if, just what if, it cums? Then what?

    Also, just saw a commercial for Jeremiah Weed, IN CANS:

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    Anyone had it yet?
     
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    Yeah, and it kinda blows. Stick with conventional malt liquor when you want to get drunk.

    In other news, I just made the first meatloaf of my life, and it kicks ass!
    And the inside. I'll post the recipe on the cooking thread.
     

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    My husband just took the time to gather magazines and spread them all over the coffee table so it was completely covered. Then he folded his clothes and laid them down on top of the magazines. I asked him wtf and he answered that the table might have pet hair on it and he didn't want to get them on the clothes. Another option would have just been wiping down the coffee table. He is a bit of a retard, isn't he?
     
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    I don't want to get into the birther stuff, and I know the thread is supposed to be free from politics but...

    Alexander Hamilton was from St. Croix in the Virgin Islands. Dude wasn't a real American. WTF?
     
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    No offense intended dude, but that looks like shit. I'm sure it tastes like heaven, but a picture of Meatloaf doesnt do it justice. This is how Meatloaf is supposed to look
     

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    I'm actually going to see Meatloaf in a couple of weeks. First concert I've been excited to go to in awhile.
     
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    I'm now 3 parties into a 4 party weekend. I'm getting too old for this.

    At today's party I had bear meat for the first time. Fantastic - sort of like a slightly greasier beef.
     
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    I just watched a cat appear out of nowhere from the ceiling and climb down the wall. Then, a couple of minutes later it climbed back up the wall and into the ceiling.

    I was really worried that I had hallucinated it, especially since the hotel man sitting behind me didnt react whatsoever, but Im pretty sure it actually happened.
     
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    Do you guys ever get little reminders of the idiot board as you go around town? Today I rode my bike past "Chater Lane". A small ski hill I went to back in the winter had "BD's way". It makes me wonder.

    Also, you guys from small hick towns - what does it mean when a gas station has a separate pump that says "coloured fuel"? I hope it doesn't mean what I think it means.
     
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    See, it's easier to expend a ton of effort to not have to clean than actually clean.

    On another note, barefoot and drunk, I just chased 3 raccoons off my back porch.
     
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    It's farmer's diesel. They get it on the cheap provided they only use it on their farmland. It's colored, it is by no means coloured, so the heat can make sure truckers aren't buying cheap farmer's diesel rather than the regular full price stuff.
     
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    Fuck you. The King of England sculpted a perfectly good manner of spelling with his own two hands and you fucking Americans had to shit all over it. And don't get me started on driving on the other side of the road.
     
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    Hey, you fellas want to be subservient to whatever halfwit happens to win the lucky sperm contest, be my guest.
     
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    Well, this argument is easily settled because he was talking about how a sign reads. What was the spelling on the sign? Coloured or colored?
     
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    Made myself spicy orange chicken, stir fried broccoli with chili and rice for dinner. Can't possibly drink tonight given the day long hangover/weeks long binge I've been on. Unemployment isn't for everyone; namely sissies.
    Time to kick back and watch Black Swan, Mila Kunis AND Natalie Portman? Yes please.
     
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    No shit he wasn't a real American. He had bastard syndrome where he wanted some sense of home. Which is why he wanted a line of nobility in the United States. It would have made him a Duke or an Earl, and since Washington didn't have kids, probably would have put him in line for an American throne.

    Hamilton was a bit of a douchebag, and never held elected executive office. What's your point?
     
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    So Jägerette and I were just sitting out on our patio drinking wine when a juvenile skunk popped out from the bushes near us.

    We froze so as not to scare him, and he decided to scamper over to us and see what we were doing, as we both sat paralyzed with fear of being sprayed. He actually stood with his paws on my wife's feet for a what seemed like an hour before slinking away.

    Long story short, we didn't get sprayed
     
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    I'll stand corrected on this, but I think young skunks can't spray. They have to be mature.
     
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    I'm not sure if they can't spray or just haven't figured it out yet. My dad had 5 babies at his house last summer and they would walk up to him all the time without spraying. Cute fuckers, too.

    Coors Light and Ocean's Eleven is a fine way to start off some Sunday night drinking. I love Monday holidays. My liver, not so much.
     
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