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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Bagged milk: milk that is served in a bag.

    The bag goes in the pitcher, and then you use scissors or whutnot to cut the top corner of the bag off. It pours easily, stays fresher than in cartons, and I personally think it tastes better, but that probably means nothing.

    Of course, people unfamiliar with this milk-drinking concept think we are fucking aliens, like whenever I put ketchup on French Toast at a Bob Evans then have to escape or be burned as a witch.

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    If you really want wild west Canadian politicos, do a google search of Ralph Klein in his prime. Only in Alberta could someone like that stay in office.
     
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  3. Gravitas

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    I thought Canadian politics was just a whole bunch of people complimenting and thanking each other.
     
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    Why the hell do you serve milk in a bag? I can only imagine the bag ripping and making a massive mess in your car on the drive home from the store.

    And where do you put your missing person pictures, if you don't have milk cartons?
     
    #464 Jubes2681, Jul 3, 2011
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    Jokes really aren't your thing, are they?


    You know I was referring to his penis, right?
     
    #465 MoreCowbell, Jul 3, 2011
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    The funny thing is that most Americans don't know that the reason their White House is not the original building is because Canadians burnt down the first one. We were even polite about it, making sure that only government buildings were burnt.
     
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  7. BL1Y

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    George Washington was born in Virginia. I think that qualifies as "native born."

    What you mean is Van Buren was the first to be born in the nation of the United States.

    Fun fact, Lincoln was the first President born outside of the thirteen colonies/original states.
     
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    In first grade my elementary school switched from cartons of milk to bags of milk.

    You punctured them like a capri sun.

    Needless to say those only lasted 1 year. And they thought about holding all of us back after 180 days of watching us trying to not get milk all over ourselves.
     
    #468 Gravitas, Jul 3, 2011
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    If there's anything I've learned from guys who wear TapOut t-shirts to bars, it's that choking a motherfucker and knocking his tooth out makes up for any conceivable penis inadequacy.
     
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    If you still have a small penis, no, you didn't make up for it.
     
    #470 BL1Y, Jul 3, 2011
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    Hope y'all enjoyed Canada Day. Meanwhile, we were plotting:

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    I'm feeling patriotic.


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    Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.

    You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
     
    #473 BL1Y, Jul 3, 2011
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    Even that little girl knows something is amiss. She's scoping out that milk like, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
     
    #474 MoreCowbell, Jul 3, 2011
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    Ok, I can't be the only one who hears "our milk comes in bags" and thinks this, can I?

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    #475 Nom Chompsky, Jul 3, 2011
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    Damn sneaky Canadians. I didn't even notice the girl until you pointed her out.
     
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    Patriotism is underage girls who think bras are outerwear. Strict liability crimes just make life more thrilling.

     
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    The idea that "Barely Legal" is a porn selling point is hilarious to me. That it's titillating to teeter on the brink of statutory rape -- or to pretend to be, anyway -- is just kind of weird in my opinion.

    Not that I think that there's anything wrong, in general, with fantasizing about an 18 year old girl. But the idea that it's close to creepy doesn't really ADD anything to it.
     
    #478 Nom Chompsky, Jul 4, 2011
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    It's kind of annoying how many awesome "patriotic" rock songs have lyrics that aren't really patriotic....








    American...fuck yeah?
     
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  20. BL1Y

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    Young girls are appealing because they haven't gotten fat and bitter, and bitter about being fat.

    But, I think the "barely legal" porn thing is probably leaning towards the people who prefer amateur stuff.
     
    #480 BL1Y, Jul 4, 2011
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