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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. scootah

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    I just read your 50 things post, which combines with this to make me really want to meet the bitches who fucked you up. Or contact your therapist and suggest he review the dose on your anti-depressants.
     
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    If there is a better replacement for our National Anthem, I don't know what it could be. Enjoy music at its finest.
     
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    The Boston Pops had Lionel Richie as their "big name" performer for the 4th festivities tomorrow, but his doctors told him he couldn't perform (something about a strained voice or some other pussy bullshit). So...now we're stuck with Martina McBride. Sure, she'll be easier on the eyes, but we went from All Night Long and Dancing on the Ceiling to country music. Ugh.
     
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    The only thing Dr. Rob prescribes is booze, and the only quantity is more.

    Now, back to celebrating America:

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    Also, can you believe they paid me $250 for that article? That's $5 a thing!
     
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    Enjoy listening to this:
     
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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    It's just a weird hook. YOU'RE ALMOST A CRIMINAL! CONGRATS!

    I think you secretly are aroused by fat women though. Just like Ballsack is "secretly" gay.
     
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    Because it ain't a party until there's domestic violence. I ASKED YOU ONCE TO GET ME A BUD HEAVY, WOMAN. DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE.
     
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    So I'm poking around cooking blogs and the number of 20-something females trying to be June Cleaver is creeping me the fuck out.
     
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    Purple v-neck shirts are awesome.
     
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    Stoned and watching the Twilight Zone marathon on the Syfy network. If you haven't watched the old show ever, do yourself a favor and watch a few episodes.
     
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    I want to pierce my ears with hot pokers. "She seems alright by dawn's early light" - seriously?!
     
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    I was thinking about "Time Enough At Last."

    Isn't it really easy to find reading glasses? I mean, he was going to have to go out for food anyway, I figure he could find hundreds of pairs of reading glasses no problem.

    Wow, reading the synposis on wikipedia:

    Christ, what an asshole.


    Video related:

     
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    This seems right up this group's alley.
     
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    He had tons of cooked people jerky to eat after the nuclear blast. But no glasses were protected in a giant safe.
     
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    I'm kinda turned on.
     
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    She's super gay though.
     
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    Fuck!

    Although, she looks kinda like a dude. So I guess that makes me a little gay. If we're both gay, we can fuck, right?
     
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    Sure. She's got that ill urban les style. Farmer's market on a Sunday afternoon SWAG. Moderately priced wine and Annie's mac and cheese baller status.

    Tuesday margaritas at the Cubbyhole type pimpery.

    I say go for it, and come back with a field report.

     
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    I want to gay marry her.
     
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