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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    And you're moving to her city! A city that just passed that law for THIS EXACT REASON!

    You and BL1Y should compete for her hand in lesbian marriage. Of course, there wouldn't be any sex, but that's true of most lesbian marriages, anyway.
     
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    I'll even update the clichéd phrases: "Can I have your fist in lesbian marriage?"



    Wait. That might have just implied something I didn't want it to. Shit.
     
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    If a man and a woman can't get gay married, how is that equality?
     
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  4. Nom Chompsky

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    According to an article in this months Alarmist Republican Weekly, all three of you will be able to get married within weeks. If you want to wait another couple months, you could add in a dog, though of course it will have to have been born in this country.
     
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    My Saturday in a nutshell:

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    Ok, that's just discriminatory. Why is gay marriage getting all the press when such a blatant disregard for MY RIGHTS goes by unnoticed? HMM?
     
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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Gaycism.
     
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    You're all a bunch of fags.

    Here's to fine, hetero, Canadian chicks.

    With permission:

     

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  9. BL1Y

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    How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one, but you let them change a lightbulb, what's next? Two lightbulbs? A lighbulb and a horse?
     
    #509 BL1Y, Jul 4, 2011
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    I beg to differ. My gay buddy would probably reply: Why would I change a lightbulb? I can pay someone to do it for me!*

    *Edit: he's a lazy fuck.
     
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    I've got nothing to add, I just wanted to be a third consecutive post that doesn't mention the big ass titties our Canadian friend just posted.

    ...wait.
     
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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Those are the same ones that had Nett Daddy written on them, aren't they?


    Just rolls over, does he?
     
    #512 Nom Chompsky, Jul 4, 2011
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    He's a bottom, so yes.
     
    #513 Jubes2681, Jul 4, 2011
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    I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

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    This is still hilarious.

     
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    Just had a huge BBQ and fireworks. My dumb ass ended up babbling with a 77 year old vet and apologizing to everyone within earshot for his old sailor mouth.

    Jesus. Apparently he fucked everything that moved when he was younger and he was eyeballing the bugs in the yard. I think he wanted to plow a catapillar or anything slithering across the yard.

    And I seriously want some ideas for my friend that raises wolves. Her insurance company cancelled her policy simply because she has wolves. She's raised them for 17 years and never had a claim filed against her.

    She's like 70 years old and raises wolves in a safe enviroment. Most of them are pretty cool and somewhat used to humans handling them. I've held a number of the pups and I'll tell you...handling baby wolves is something you really have to experience.
     
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    Laughing might be a weak representation of what just occurred in my living room. "Nearly pissing myself" might be more accurate.
     
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    Lying on your stomach with a pillow in your mouth is the height of laziness. Just another example of the way the gays are corrupting society.

    Also, those boobs are bigger than my head.
     
    #518 StayFrosty, Jul 4, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    On a scale of 1-10, I give her a yes.
     
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    Jesus, this show The Real L Word (a reality show about Los Angeles lesbians) has decided that they will just go ahead and pretty much show full sex scenes.

    Julian Assange should do his fucking duty and release those full, unedited files.

    In the name of transparency and shit.
     
    #520 Gravitas, Jul 4, 2011
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