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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Halfway through a root canal. Woot! Not.

    Made up some home made "special" iced tea to self-medicate. Woot!

    Powdered ice tea mix.
    Lots of Vodka.
    Lots of lemon-grass vodka.
    Splash (or 6) of triple-sec.
    Even more splashes of Galliano. The vanilla nectar, not the other shit.
    Little bit of water to lighten it up a bit.

    R&R on the trampoline in the sun.

    Hell yeah.
     
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    I once drank peppermint flavored Colt 45 because that was all that was around and I wouldn't drink whatever the hell that is.
     
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    Not even on my worst drinking day.
     
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    Why all the hate?

    It's like a better version of the Long Island ice tea.
     
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    When you have both a current and a former drunk telling you what you are drinking is nasty; then what you are drinking is nasty.
     
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  6. Nettdata

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    As a current snobby drunk, I can tell you it's quite tasty, and highly effective at getting one shithoused.

    Did I mention the fresh blueberries that were floating in it?
     
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    Um, that isn't helping.
     
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    I could have put fresh angel's wings into Cool Colt and it wouldn't have made that shit taste any better.

    Why didn't you just squeeze a lime into a big glass of vodka and ice?
     
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    Question for all you drinkers: do you like the taste of the actual alcohol, or do you like the taste of all the other stuff? Looking at Nett's list, it seems like he's trying to mask the flavour of alcohol with powdered ice tea, vanilla, lemons, blueberries, etc. Would the whole drink taste better without any alcohol, or do you actually enjoy the taste of the booze itself? Put another way, do you drink for the effect and just push past the taste, or do you drink for the taste and the buzz is a pleasant side effect?
     
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    Depends on the booze.

    Good booze, like nice wine, or a fine scotch, no masking required.

    Shit booze, like the vodka I have now, can go for some heavy masking agents.
     
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    So my town hosts today what it calls "the world's shortest parade"

    Also pretty much the world's lamest parade. All you need to march in it is a pulse. On the plus side, living in a rich community means there is plenty of jailbait to make you wish you were still in high school.

    Plus, I met some awesome dogs today.
     
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    Depends, dc.

    I wouldn't drink vodka on a bet. Good gin is mother's milk. I like even the cheapest of chardonnays, but I will only drink good reds.

    Beer is essentially useless. Sure it's fun, but by the third fancy micro brew you're going to be either too full to want another or throwing them back like that sewer water Blue Dog drinks, so you might as well just start with the sewer water.

    I don't like Scotch unless it's an expensive single malt.

    As for bourbon, I drink Jack Daniel's. Jack isn't even a bourbon, but I hate whiskey snobs, so that's what I'll call it.

    The real bourbons, the expensive stuff, the Knob Creeks, etc. are fine booze, but, in my opinion, aren't worth the price.

    But any liquor I drink, with the exception of tequila, is served over ice with no mixer at all.
     
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    It's a question I always wonder about. Personally, I don't like the taste. Which would be fine, except I don't like the feeling of being drunk, either, so most of it goes over my head. Ironically, though, three years spent managing an Irish pub has made me fairly knowledgeable about draft beer. Life is funny sometimes.
     
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    My feelings on alcohol can be summed succinctly:

    If you don't get it, or if you do, post on the Booty Thread, mmm
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    But nothing beets Cool-Aid as a mixer.

    Am I right?
     

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    I like the taste of wine, which is my drink of choice. I generally don't drink booze, but when I do, I guess I am enjoying the taste of what it is mixed with since I sure as hell am not going to drink anything straight. That being said, the cocktails that I do drink rely heavily on the taste of the booze shining through. I can't imagine a non-alcoholic margarita or mojito. So, in conclusion, I just contradicted myself. I guess my answer is a mix?
     
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    You mean Purple drink?
     
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    Their car is pretty sweet too.
     

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    I love the way booze smells.

    Smelling vodka on a girl's breath reminds me of the first girl I really fell in love with. Things ended shitty, but whenever it happens my mind always drifts to gamedays in Athens and her awesome, tight little body.

    Smelling vodka on a guy's breath reminds me of throwing up screwdrivers when I was sixteen and it burning my nose.

    Smelling bourbon on a girl's breath makes me wonder if that bitch was drinking my bourbon.

    Smelling bourbon on a guy's breath makes me instantly on-guard and aware of every move that guy makes, friend or not.

    Smelling skunky, stale beer reminds me of every shitty night I ever had working in a bar for years and years.
     
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