Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Hooray Beer, ya bastards (and hot bitches)!


I'm in a damn fine mood, Insanity suits me it would seem.

BL1Y- Some things never change. "I am superior, I got $250 for being rejected repeatedly by women. I am so happy being a drunk in my mom's house."

Sorry, now that is off my chest I can let my bikini top follow suit.


'Night ya'll.

 

So I guess you believed there was candy in the van.

 

Cannon!



WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE?

 

There WAS candy in it. Can't even look at a Blow Pop without vacating my bowels and crying.

I don't put much credence in the whole "tequila makes you crazy, beer makes you clumsy,vodka makes you witty, whatever blah blah etc" line of thought, I think it's mostly bullshit and people are morons in general when drunk (god knows I am), but there is definitely a link between bourbon and men going fucking apeshit on folks, or crying their eyes out in between punching car windows.

 

So I'm on vacation in Minnesota and I walk past my neighbors, in this case neighbours, and start talking to them. They're from Canada. I'll be damned if it didn't make me think of this place... I logged in just because of that and because I needed a short break from drinking. Hi all! I hope Canada Day was good for the Canadians on board and I hope all are enjoying the FOURTH OF JULY (capitalized for importance) I know I am. WOOOHOOOO. If getting drunk on Independence Day matters I'm totally patriotic. Time to get serious. Fireworks should start soonish. OOOOOOOH AAAAAAAH! Awesomesauce.

 

Bourbon for me is the smell of college football games. I am sure we could have smuggled in different types of liquor in our flasks, but for tradition it was always Virginia Gentlemen (which is really shitty shitty bourbon). Probably directly related, I can't stand the smell of bourbon.

 

I know I'm that one dimensional guy here who won't shut the fuck up about how awesome Saturday's in the fall are purely because of college football, but if Yankee Candle could capture that smell and sell it I'd buy'em out.

Where'd you go to school at? Campus culture on game days is an obsession of mine. The first time I went to a Notre Dame game I was so disappointed it was unreal. Place is mega-lame. On the other hand, VaTech was absolute insanity.

SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

 

University of Virginia, so I must hate you now for the kind words that you offered to VA Tech. I imagine that a game there from an outsiders point of view may be disappointing, but for me I have fond memories of getting all dressed up, tailgating, The Good Ole Song, and of course, the Virginia Gentlemen, it is kind of a refined chaos. One of my friends had friends visit from Penn State and they were insane. They defiled a statue of TJ (which is probably punishable by death at UVA) and created quite the uproar. We weren't quite used to that.

 

Michael Chiklis really can't sing for shit. Fireworks are cool, though.

 

My girlfriend went to Vet School at Ohio State. Four years ago we went to Columbus for a game. Holy shit was that insane. I had never been to a college game that big before and and I was overwhelmed. 100K people inside the stadium and 200K outside.

By the way, the game was Ohio State vs. Illinois.

Afterwards 300K people were pissed and I found it hilarious. Good times.

 

Stick rocket fireworks = Dud. Shoot off really high and fast, but are little more than glorified bottle rockets, no explosion, just a few sparts.

Rocket firework (looks like a hobby rocket the space nerds shoot off) = Dud. Same as the stick rocket, but goes up straight and a bit higher.

Maximum load shells = Fucking awesome. The ones I got (Golden One) had a bit of a color spray as they went up, and then a second later a big fucking explosion and an even bigger boom. At about $2.50 a piece, I think they're not only the best shit you can buy, but also the best for the money.

For amateur fireworks, after about 5 minutes I'm bored looking, but the sound of a big boom echoing off of ...God knows what it echoes off of, that never gets old.

 

I fully admit I haven't tailgated at many schools, Purdue (awsome [breakfast club is tough]) and Notre Dame. I'm not a Notre Dame fan (actually I cheer for whoever they happen to be playing) but I didn't think it was horrible as you describe it. If SEC tailgating is that much better I need to plan a trip to see this for myself. Do you stand by this or were you just shitting on Notre Dame? Either is fine I'm just asking because I'd like to hit up some bad ass tailgating sometime soon.

 

I've tried reading this like 4 times, and I'm still not sure what any of it means.

 

This is what passes for a "scientific experiment" where he is from.

 

Stick rocket:


Model rocket:


Mortar shells:


The first two types just shoot up and then don't do anything. The last one has a big fucking explosion, which is... you know, the fucking point. The first two are like all tits, no vajayjay.

 

Ever since they canceled NASA, yeah, pretty much. Rocket City, baby.

 

Don't hate on this. It sounds a lot like a John Daily, lemonade, ice tea, vodka. Refreshing and it will get you happy drunk. I'd drink it.

 

Dr. Frylock is currently enjoying a much-needed vacation with his awesome girlfriend and waiting for the sun to go down and the fireworks at the fort to go off in a couple hours. He just watched a guy do a fairly good impression of President Lincoln and toured a small air museum. God willing he will be back bumping threads a week from today.

He appreciates your concern and wishes everyone a happy 4th.

 

Yeah, I probably would too. Then again, I spent one St. Pat's day drinking a 1:1 mix of Iced Tea and Peach Schnapps, so my taste is severely in question.

I'll tell you this though: that mixture is more alcoholic than a regular mixed drink, and masks the alcohol almost entirely. If you have to get your sorority drunk, you could do a lot worse. P.S. I'm buzzed and upset that nobody has bumped the thread. Barter!

Oh yeah, I've seen that guy!

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