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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. lhprop1

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Hide large dead animals in various parts of the windward side of their home just before you leave. Road kill with maggots oozing out of the eye sockets would work best.
     
    #141 lhprop1, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Take up the bagpipes and practice outside to "improve your ability to project the sound." That's what our neighbour used to do. Every fucking Sunday morning at 6:30.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I'm guessing I should probably be thankful that my neighbor on my left is an elderly lady and the house on my right isn't occupied right now.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    See what you get for moving away from decent 'Mericans?
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I didn't know you lived next to Nett
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11


    I'm glad I wasn't the only one that immediately thought that.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I think they should change the name of "Canada Day" in Grand Bend to "Armband Tattoo Exodus". Even my daughter is shaking her head in amazement, and she's two.



    This is great:
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Hold up - Nett plays the bagpipes? I thought he just did bear mating calls...
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    PAYYYYDAAYYYY. Just in time too. Gonna blow an eighth of it at the liquor store for this weekend, since I'm no longer going to the beach with my friend's family.

    I'm thinking some Jack Daniels Honey, sounds about right for summer BBQ and the pool.

    Also, I just bought my tickets for this: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.beerandbourbon.com/cary/show-info" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.beerandbourbon.com/cary/show-info</a>

    Life's good.
     
    #149 Judas, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    That's the day the founding fathers decided to reduce unemployment by having their farm hands shoot each other.
     
    #150 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    The 4th of July is the day that was supposed to let you Canadians know that it's okay to not have the Queen on your money, but for whatever reason you didn't get the memo.
     
    #151 ssycko, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    You wanna ban me again for a day or two (No Spoilers) Get Fucked. I can't not stand up for independance fucking day. Ban me, Ban America. LETS GET CENOSORIZED!
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Banned.

    I aim to please.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Ah, balls, I wasn't serious
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    In any case, god bless Russian Vodka, Irish Whiskey, South American Rum, wherever Gin comes from, and Motherfucking 4th of July.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    "Look at me, I'm Nettdata. Back in my day, it was called Dominion Day. And everyone rode on wagons and wore dead animals as clothes."
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Holy fuck, Beefy Phil. Where have you been?
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Occupying various administration buildings. Smoking a lot of Thai Stick. Breaking into the ROTC. And bowling. To tell you the truth, I don't remember most of it.
     
    #158 Beefy Phil, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Get it right, fuck face.

    The animals we wore were still alive.
     
    #159 Nettdata, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Because most of the world thinks this when they think of Canada:




    Not that there's anything wrong with that of course and I would be down with calling this weekend a big North American party weekend. Even though we're better than you Canadians in almost every way possible... except financially... and there's this pollution thing we've got going... and overpopulation, yeah we've got that too.
     
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