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Eff It-The 2011 CANADA DAY Drunk Thread!6/30/11 4th of what?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 30, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    And we have to hop on a plane to go see Mexicans, and consider it a vacation.
     
    #161 Nettdata, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Yeah well at least we don't have more lakes than people! Wait...Fuck, you win.
     
    #162 Hoosiermess, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    God damnit.

    Why does shit always break on Fridays?

    Why do people have to complain about me on Fridays, so my boss calls me after I'm "off" and tells me to go do more work that I don't get paid for.
     
    #163 Gravitas, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    It's a little known secret that all Canadians get their own lake given/assigned to them when they're born.

    Some of us even get a chance to live on our lakes later in life. They're called our Birth Lake.

    The More You Know.

     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Because you still worship the old gods, freaking wildlings.

    Stay on your side of the wall.
     
    #165 BL1Y, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Hey guys, be nice to the Canadians. They did give us Robin Sparkles, after all.



    Gonna rock your body 'til Canada Day!
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    If you're going to celebrate Canada Day right, you have to do it with what it is, quite possibly, the greatest contribution that any nation has ever made in the history of everything.






    And if you listen closely, you'll hear a TiBer get name checked in this one

     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Take some time and watch this music video. It made me laugh.



    And the music isn't half bad either.
     
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  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    So bored. Going to get needlessly drunk and do something dumb.
     
    #169 Nom Chompsky, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Everyone that knows me is very much aware that it is my birthday. So why do they insist on annoying me? I have had 3 people try to pick arguments with me today. They all started out by wishing me a happy birthday, and then proceeded to change the subject. What the fuck? Is there some kind of fucked up logic in this?
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I've decided to randomly post booty in this thread until

    a.) somebody stops me

    b.) a certain group of females gets the hint and breaks out the digi-cams.


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    #171 Nom Chompsky, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    You do realize it is 3:30 on a Friday afternoon, right? This ploy might work better if you were demanding it a little deeper into the 4th of July drunk weekend festivities. Just sayin'.
     
    #172 bewildered, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I am bored out of my fricking mind. Im on call this week meaning I can't alleviate this with a bottle of booze. I hate having the fucking pager. I especially hate having it on a fucking holiday weekend.

    Merry fucking Canada day to you too.
     
    #173 Frebis, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    So what did you name your lake? If I owned and entire lake I'd name it Lake Awsome, because any lake I owned would in fact be awsome. Also, owning an entire lake is awsome in and of itself.
     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    Fair enough. But it's always a good time to post pictures.
     
    #175 Nom Chompsky, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    What the hell was that? Some guy running around town in his underwear? If you want to know my thoughts on being tricked into watching that, see my avatar.

     
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    No. It isn't a pager any more. It is a cell phone now. But it essentially functions as a pager. It gets text messages when something breaks. I go figure out why it doesn't work and report back.
     
    #177 Frebis, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    What I'd give for an eighth and and a bag of gummy bears right now. Sobriety is highly overrated. I'm an anxious, fumbling mess, and I can't write for shit.
     
    #178 Rob4Broncos, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11

    I'm not a huge smoker (surprisingly), but I just picked up a bag of gummy worms, and I'm pretty pleased with myself
     
    #179 Nom Chompsky, Jul 1, 2011
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    Re: Eff It- The 2011 4th of July Weekend Drunk Thread! 6/30/11


    Just found out what I'm doing when I get off of work.
     
    #180 bewildered, Jul 1, 2011
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