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eh, I'd do her

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snobes, Apr 11, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    I met this retard freshman in one of my classes who was obsessed with the rating system. He would rate EVERY girl he encountered. He was obsessed with finding a soul mate, too, and had his own personal definition of a soul mate written down on a piece of paper in his pocket. I tried telling him that being so cruel to people because of their looks wasn't aiding him in his search for a soul mate, but then I stopped myself. Because I'm not doing anything to help that jerk get laid.
     
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    If a woman is relatively famous, of age, and alive, I would bang her. That's it, those are my rules.
     
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  3. PIMPTRESS

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    I have encountered men like this. It is not a compliment to hear that you think I am a solid 8 and now want some. I just wish I could contain my enthusiasm.
     
    #23 PIMPTRESS, Apr 18, 2011
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    Wait, so what you're saying is if I said you were a 9, you'd do me? /sarcasm off
     
    #24 Dmix3, Apr 18, 2011
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    Whatcha driving?
     
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    A Seafoam Green Miata baby...come holla!
     
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    Easy on the 'tude buttercup, that'll knock ya down a few points.
     
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    That's a really shitty and narrow minded statement to make.

    A lot of guys use other banks.
     
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    Man + Miata= No Go. Sorry baby, you are now a 4. haha


    I got attitude when I need it, it works for me.
     
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    I in all honesty never got into the rating system bullshit like my frat brothers did. Although sounding cliche, beauty is really subjective. Yes most guys can agree on the 10s and 1s so to speak, but everything else is up in the air. I've hooked up with girls that I thought were hot but other guys didn't and vice versa. In the end, a wet hole is a wet hole.
     
    #30 Juice, Apr 18, 2011
  11. Harry Coolahan

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    A friend of mine taught me an alternate system which I now use exclusively to rate women.

    The scale ranges from 0 to 1. 0 is you wouldn't fuck her and 1 is you would. Those are your only two options. Because all that other bullshit doesn't matter.
     
    #31 Harry Coolahan, Apr 18, 2011
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    My friend came up with the same theory, calling it his bianary rating system. Either you fuck them or you wouldn't. Through the coarse of a night of drinking any girl can switch from one to the other.
     
    #32 Kubla Kahn, Apr 18, 2011
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    Along this line of thinking, my friends and I always deemed girls "would", "wouldn't", or "must". Would and wouldn't are pretty self-explanatory. I think I need to explain the "must" so as not to be deemed a rapist. "Must" simply implies that you find the girl attractive enough to openly and shamelessly pursue her.
     
    #33 hamshackler, Apr 18, 2011
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    Except for mindless banter on an internet message board to pass the time, do a lot of you actually have serious discussions about the numerical rating of girls?

    I can't think of a single instance where I have done this with my friends.
     
    #34 Binary, Apr 18, 2011
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    Same here. Like the few posts above this one stated, before I was with my current girlfriend, my rating system was binary with the vast majority of girls falling into the "would" category than the "wouldn't".

    Also, I never got laid, so any sort of rating system really didn't matter.
     
    #35 Fernanthonies, Apr 18, 2011
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    Discussions yeah, but serious? Haha, no. Most recently we were on the topic of accents, a friend of mine met a girl whose accent brought her from a 3 to an 8. I thought that was egregious, and after further study it was proclaimed that an accent can be worth, at most, 2 points.

    Other than that I'm too busy crushing 10s to worry about discussing how many numbers that girl is, I'M HARD BRO
     
    #36 ssycko, Apr 18, 2011
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    There's also the 4 point system.

    You would do her:
    4-without reservations
    3-with reservations
    2-with a gun to your head
    1-not even with a gun to your head
     
    #37 lhprop1, Apr 18, 2011
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    I'm not positive, but I think she mistook IWantSomeJuice for Jimmy James since their avatars are somewhat similar.
     
    #38 Frank, Apr 18, 2011
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    Or more simply, "yes" "no" and "Not even with Ballsack's brush."
     
    #39 lust4life, Apr 18, 2011
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    That is the middle number in the area code system. The first number is the face (scale from 1 to 9), second number is would you do her (0 or 1), third number is the body (1 to 9).

    So an 819 is good, a 303 isn't good.
     
    #40 Gramercy, Apr 18, 2011
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