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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Crown Royal

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    Still the best video of one of these idiots getting what they deserve:

     
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    That was good, thanks for that.
     
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    Was the guy breaking any laws, or just being dick? If it is just the latter, I still approve the use of the tazer. It should be acceptable, encouraged even, for plain ol'citizens to taze people who are being dicks, for the sake of being dicks.

    Every person, conducting an "audit" on police, should be tazered within a few minutes of police making contact. I'm not talking people recording legitimate encounters with police for their records and safety. I mean the guys going around doing suspicious, but not technically illegal shit, just to wait for police to be called so they can act a fool for youtube vids... zap those shit heads.
     
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    No clue - but since bailiffs are often law enforcement, you probably can't just shove one out of the way without getting fucked up. There was a similar video of a sovereign citizen getting in the face of a fire marshal a while ago. I guess he didn't know that fire marshals are law enforcement officers and will absolutely arrest you if it comes down to it.
     
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    A classic. That dork straight-up talked himself into electrocution. I want his scream as the prongs fly out to be my new ringtone.
     
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    That the complete antivaxx nutjob Robert F. Kennedy Jr. thinks he has a shot at the presidency running as a Democrat is hilarious. He'd have a better chance of running as a Republican against Trump.
     
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    Steve Bannon has been pushing his candidacy as a form of ratfucking in order to help Trump. Because of course he has.
     
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    He’s delusional if he thinks running RFK jr is going to ratfuck anyone. Trump has a better chance becoming the Democratic nominee.
     
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    The goal isn't to actually get RFK to win the nomination, it's to take free shots at Biden throughout the primary, push vaccine conspiracy theories to the forefront of the debate, and other shit that is bad for the country.
     
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    I do enjoy the Kennedy descendants trying to run on their name when anyone who would have given a shit has been dead for years.
     
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    there are still kennedy's who are alive? Aren't they toying with fate at this point trying to get into politics?
     
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    Apparently. The only other one I’ve heard of is the ginger Kennedy that farts around Massachusetts from time-to-time. He’s the cousin or whatever of the retard who crashed his plane near Martha’s Vinyard.
     
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    Ah yes, JFK Jr. The 1999 Sexiest Man Not Alive.

    Flying in bad weather in a single-engine with a broken leg. Roll the dice a little dumber, why don’t you.
     
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    he had to raise his pre-political life credibility with something. “WWII soldier on a torpedo boat” and “drowning a woman in your car” were already taken.
     
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    The asshole couldn't pronounce "Worcester" and that was the end of him.
     
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    They bred like Catholics there are fifteen dozen of them floating around. The only one who didn't have a prodigious brood was JFK himself but not from a lack of trying with any woman he could.
     
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    Probably for the best. They’re a nutty bunch. JFK’s father deliberately made his sister retarded because she had ADD and was sleeping around.
     
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    JFK’s mother would give birth to triplets simply while preparing lunch for her other forty-five children. Then she would send them to work at the mill. Any child born “special” was locked away in a “special” wing of the mansion with the other discarded freaks.

    Every woman in that family is a fucking Pez dispenser.
     
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