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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Misanthropic

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    My grammar school custodian always had a bag of what looked like green sawdust for the occasional incontinence or barf episode. Apparently that was common back in the 70s.
    My first “girlfriend “ in kindergarten and first grade was a barfer. She’d get all wound up about the teacher scolding her, not understanding the worksheet, that it was cloudy out, etc, start crying, then sobbing then inevitably she’d throw up on the floor.

    I sure could pick them.
     
  2. Aetius

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    In that case it'd prob be stored in the janitor's closet along with other cleaning supplies. In the classroom in a toilet bucket, it's due to possible lockdowns. Saw this example from the "Buck the vocab mascot" guy:

     
  3. dixiebandit69

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    No, not just the '70s.
    I saw a meme/ tweet/ post where someone said "Remember when you were the age where kids would randomly puke in class?"

    I remember kids puking in the '80s/ early '90s for no good reason.

    "I just felt sick" was the common response.
     
  4. Juice

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    Probably food allergies that weren’t properly dealt with.
     
  5. Kubla Kahn

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    I did once in first grade during reading time. It was the strawberries I had ate at lunch that were about to turn. I puked, some kid pointed it out, teacher grabbed me up and RAN me to the nurses office, the jostling of her running made me puke a few more times down the hall.
     
  6. dixiebandit69

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    Lauren Boebert, bimbo of the highest order whom I wouldn't even jizz in the face of, files for divorce from the man who showed his dick to underage girls.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/colorado-congresswoman-lauren-boebert-divorce-husband/

    Also, her son knocked up an underaged girl, and she's going to be grandmother at 36.

    That faint noise you are hearing is me laughing my fucking ass off.

    Party of "family values" indeed. Some people say it's wrong to wish ill upon other people, but I say fuck that.
     
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    I would.
     
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    Never stick your dick in crazy.
     
  9. Juice

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    Sometimes the crazy is worth it.
     
  10. dixiebandit69

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    No, she just disgusts me too much.

    When you get right down to it, she's a mediocre white woman with an ass so flat you could use it for carpentry.

    I have no doubt that there are much more corrupt politicians (like that dried up cunt Pelosi), but the way that she just keeps running her cock-holster and drawing attention to how fucking stupid she really is makes me hate her.
     
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    Seconded

    Technically, it's not in her.
     
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    Her ass so flat she needed the tramp stamp to let you know where it begins. She's got a looooong back.
     
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    GTE over here hovering like a woman trying to take a piss during the seventh inning stretch.
     
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    That’s fine, all ya gotta do is say, “those wetbacks at Home Depot, amirite?” and that pussy will be wetter than a rain forest.
     
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    Choose somebody else. There is no crazy that is worth it. I would know, I worked around strippers. Keep a nutbag around long enough and they kill your dog or set you shit on fire. To the CURB with them.

    “Pussy is pussy. Halle Berry has the same pussy as some bitch working at McDonald’s.”
    - Patrice O’Neill
     
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    I beg your pardon, I’ll hate-fuck whomever I please. If Nancy Pelosi wanted me to titty-fuck her in some sidewalk tent in SF next to a bum shooting fentanyl into his penis hole, I’d do so ‘cause this is America.
     
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    Idea stealer.
     
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    NO, not all pussy is the same. There can be very notable differences from one woman to the next. Tightness, depth, wetness, muscular control, smell/ taste, etc.
     
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    That's going to turn Ben Shapiro off, he'd be sure it was a sign she had an STD.
     
  20. dixiebandit69

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    Have y'all heard Cum Town/ Nick Mullen's take on Ben Shapiro?
    It's pretty hilarious. Give it a couple of minutes to get started.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S_M2Q3gDces