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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    if they're scratching it and throwing haymakers, you can expect it wasn't pretty. San Antonio women got those long ass fake nails, and the men here lack strength but make up for it in weight. A punch from a 300 lbs 5'6" dude into a wax figure is still gonna fuck some shit up
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF HIS STUTTER!
     
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    Wow, I’ve almost completely forgot about that guy already. What a trainwreck.

    How does that saying go? Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. LOL
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    Judge orders Trump not to disclose evidence in classified documents case.

    …..Bro. Great psychology. That’s the equivalent of when your sixth grade teacher tells the entire class “NO LAUGHING!!!!” Oh dude, you should not have said that. We were doing fine until you said that, now you ducked elverything up.
     
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    Hunter Biden takes a plea deal on a few tax/gun charges, with no jail time. Seems pretty standard, at least for the class of people who can afford a lawyer.
     
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    Dana Loesch meltdown in 10... 9... 8...

    This should be good.
     
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    FTFY.

    Drugs and taxes, sure. But I wouldn't say a ton of people get to walk away from federal gun charges.
     
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    Nah, it's a class thing. Money got OJ off.
     
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    Finally the world’s greatest and most evil criminal, worst person alive and literal and figurative smoking gun in human form has been brought to lady Justice, and hopefully all those drooling fucking mongoloids can stop using him as a Whataboutism and try harder at discrediting the people they hate.
     
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    Damn, dude definitely skips leg day

    But wasn't OJ basically white? Can't remember where I heard it but I thought he didn't like hanging around other black people and tried to "act white"
     
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    He was the best part of the Naked Gun movies, so basically.
     
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    Cawthorn tried to bring a loaded gun on a plane, but to be fair he didn't exactly walk anywhere.
     
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    I'm not going anywhere near this.
     
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    Orenthal James specifically said "I'm not black, I'm OJ". Which is a fair statement when you've "transcended" to that level of fame. Jordan could say the same, Tiger too.
     
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    Anyone who takes that much punishment without complaining cannot be a black person (unless your last name is Spinks). I’m sorry, but it’s just plain science.
     
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    That's a pretty good "I have zero respect for any of you" line from Schiff today.
     
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