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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Aetius

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    You can find 0:30-2:00 clips on Twitter. They're short, but they're pure. As for the whole thing, it's a Fox proprietary broadcast, so they're the only dealer in town.
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Yeah, I just figured that out - it's subscriber only, and I'm not subscribing. Thanks for the input, Aetius.
     
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    You could have watched it on the streaming site Rumble. The GOP has an account on there and they showed the whole thing without pundit interruptions. I'm pretty sure the next debate will be broadcast on there as well. Don't think you need to sign up to see it, but the site is pretty shit and finding what you are looking for is a bit of a pain, but it'll be there.
     
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    Here's a question: why?

    Follow up: what the fuck?
     
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    Apparently, the lawyer Trump hired handled rapper "Gunna"s RICO case.

    You know how I know you're guilty?

    I haven't laughed that hard at this whole crock of fuckery, until I saw that shit.
     
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    It's freaky how close the fake mugshot that was circulating earlier turned out to be to the actual one:

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    He should’ve smiled. That stupid fake tough guy face is so dumb.
     
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    That cant be the real one.
     
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    Wow... Orange Steel.
     
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    “You hear what the Democrats are saying? You hear it? They say ‘Trump’s only got one look, one look, just one look.’ It’s awful. It’s terrible, what they say. But I’ve heard from a lot of people, GREAT people, a lot of IMPORTANT people, that I’ve got the BEST look they’ve ever seen. The best look of ANY president EVER, they say. Maybe. We’ll find out.”
     
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    Dark Brandon has to wade into it at some point...

    I'd love it if they offered Trump a pardon if it can be proved he's within 20% of his self-reported weight.
     
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    Dude was this close to reporting his current occupation as "NBA power forward."
     
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    It would be hilarious if someone photoshopped the classic height bar into his mug shot that showed him being 5'10" or so.

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    I'm waiting for someone to photoshop his mugshot into the Obama address where he says "Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em"

    Dude tried to do the tough guy look and ended up meme-ing himself. Fucking shithead.
     
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    Not was I was expecting. I was expecting a smile. Dude looks beat down. Good.
     
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    if you are trump's defense attorneys, you are not happy with that mug shot. At all. You tell him to smile. Shoulders back and head up. Get the posture right. Get the look right. This is something you practice many many times before he actually goes in.

    And then he does.... that. Whatever the fuck that is. "Angry mobster child throws tantrum to camera."
     
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    I almost want to call this fake; after taking MANY mugshots in my life, I can honestly say that lighting is terrible (there aren't supposed to be any shadows), and no jailhouse photographer would let you have your head hunched down like that. They always make you tilt your head up.