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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Revengeofthenerds

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  2. Aetius

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    Female politicians from Minnesota are
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    Has anyone tried putting him in rice? Also saw that 'Glitch McConnell' was trending, and I legitimately laughed at that one.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    If it's a low blood sugar freeze, they need to give him some juice and a piece of white bread before he goes to the podiums. If it's lingering trauma from his fall / concussion, they need to get that man a CT scan.
     
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    Rudy lost his defamation case and has put up his Upper East Side apartment for sale. Only $6.5 million, so I think if we pool some money together we can swing it.
     
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    I'm only interested if he left a few boxes of water based hair dye.
     
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    Did they try and explain his last episode? Don’t watch the news much. Half ass dodge? Guy needs legit medical help.
     
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    Are you planning to hold a press conference near a dildo shop?
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Uh, where else would I hold my press conferences?
     
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    Holy shit, I was just thinking about his last "malfunction" this morning, a little before noon (Central Time); I was listening to Dana Loesch, and she was going on about some minor gaffe that Biden had made (he said the name of the wrong city at a meeting), and about how he was too old/ senile/ dementia-ridden to hold office.

    That made me think:

    "I wonder when McConnell is going to glitch-out again. I can't wait until I hear an announcement that he's dead. I'm going to take off from work early to celebrate when that happens. Same with Trump. Hell, I'll go on a three day bender when Trump dies."

    Then this happened around the same time (Eastern Time). I wonder if I somehow sensed it. Or caused it?

    Anyway, I've got a serious question for you idiots, and it's about Biden:

    Some meetings/ interviews, he doesn't sound that coherent and has lots of gaffes - mostly small-time events. But there are other times where he seems to really have it together (Ex: First debate with Trump, his "Dark Brandon" address, etc.), and it's usually larger events.

    Do any of y'all think that his team pumps him up with some sort of cognitive improvement drug for really important events?


    EDIT: Does anyone else think that it's FUCKING IRONIC that he glitched-out when he was asked about running for re-election? I got a good chuckle out of that.
    Whatever Democrat/ Libertarian/ Communist who runs against him next time had better use that clip in their campaign commercials, preferably with the Jeopardy music playing for the entirety of his "pause."

    Serious question 2: Do any of y'all think we will ever get an honest answer about what is wrong with McConnell when he inevitably dies?
     
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    Bro, Since the 60's Presidents have been getting treatments. I'm shocked Obama quit smoking while in office. I'd be 1 pack/day at minimum.

    It's not a Job for anyone over 60. You're woken at any given time of night, you deal with jet-lag on a week-to-week basis, everything you say/do/touch is broadcast to the public in some form, and you get criticized for it. And then you have the DNC/RNC issues to navigate. Anyone that wants this is fucked-in the-head. it's a Nobler version of "My foot feels wrong, so I want it amputated

    Weird how the DMV figured out we can't let old people drive after a certain age, but we let them run the country. Oh, but you gotta be 35 to run.
     
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    Like Trump said "They gave him a big ol' shot in the ass"
     
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    Biden has a speech impediment that's been pretty well documented, and his...uh, success at certain venues/engagements probably has more to do with his scheduling and practice beforehand than some cognitive elixir. Also, his staff's speech-writing does a pretty good job of avoiding things that trigger his impediment.

    Similar to some of the elder SC justices or Congress critters, their team basically treats them like a greyhound: 30 minutes or so, per day, of wildly effective activity and cognition, and the rest of it is spent staring at bugs that may or may not be imaginary.

    If there's a cognitive improvement drug out there, and you think they give it to members of the government....you honestly think this would be the results?

    Fuck man, if I had to guess what sort of neuro-active substances Biden and Glitch McConnell are on, I don't think I'd label the effects as "cognitive improvement" as much as "holy fuck, I wish I could be that stupid, ignorant, and worthless AND still hold down a job."
     
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    I think it’s a combo of adhd meds and some sort of anti depressant. You’d be shocked at how much you can both shrug off the small stuff and pay attention to something with that cocktail coursing through your body.
     
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    Who would want such an awful job, not including every billionaire in the country?
     
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    Ha. They're livestreaming Trump's Georgia RICO trial on YouTube.

    Hilarious.
     
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    Maybe now he'll get all those video watching records he was bragging about earlier on Twitter.
     
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    The Product Manager for Youtube Premium right now:

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