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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. NatCH

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    I just…don’t understand why people lie about things they’ve done, when they have done them in public.

    Like, okay, Bill Clinton shoved a cigar into an intern’s cooch, but it was in a private setting. So he lied about it, until it was obvious that somebody (other than the cigar) had some inside info.

    She’s literally vaping and gaping in a room full of witnesses and she goes the Shaggy route? Dumb.
     
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    It's because we stopped holding people accountable for the blatant lies they tell. Like how Vivek is still booking TV appearances after it's been shown he's a degenerate liar and scam artist. Same with a number of folks from the current GOP stable, MAGA cultists all. Not to mention Dear Leader. People seem to have become okay with being lied to, as long as they get to win.
     
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    Dude was gripping that titty HARD.


    Also, South Park, nailed it, again:
     
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    Can we take a moment to appreciate that the sentence "A sitting member of Congress is jerking dudes off in a theater" isn't from some political satire, it's just the headlines of the regular news now? We're casually ignoring behavior that 30 years ago was considered beyond the pale for Pee Wee fucking Herman.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    Dude... your political system is a fucking global joke. At this point it's just TMZ fodder.
     
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    Soooo... do you have a longer clip than GCDiaz posted? Ya know, for science and stuff.
     
  8. GcDiaz

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    The sentiment that everybody feels but no one will express. Liberals and Conservatives brought together by Boebert's eminent fuckability.
     
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    This is definitely a “separate the art from the artist” moment for me. It’s a classless display of utter hypocrisy from the party of family values.

    That said, she’s probably a fun little date if you ignore who she actually is as a person. That whole thing we saw on night vision was precursor to probable road head and more.
     
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    I'm glad theatres didn't have night vision cameras when I was in high school and college.
     
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    Ted Cruz offered to pay $5000 if he could sit next to her at the State of the Union.
     
  12. dixiebandit69

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    Grumbles...

    I had high hopes for this case, because the Texas house voted 2/3rds to impeach on every charge.
    Even the local Right-wing radio commentators said he looks guilty as hell, but they didn't think he was going to get convicted.

    "You know, Ken, if you'd just paid that fine out of your own pocket, instead of using taxpayer money, you wouldn't be in this trouble." - afternoon radio host

    My greatest fear is that this will embolden other members of the Texas GOP to be even MORE corrupt, because why the hell not? What's anyone going to do, as long as you have an "R" next to your name?
     
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    But really? Maybe it's the way she carries and presents herself. Ive never thought her attractive on that lizard brain level. That's saying something. Ill take the big booty latina any day of the week.
     
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    It's the "secret sauce" of the circumstance. She's got no ass and barely any lips, but the tiny dress, fake boobs spilling out, and scandalous behavior all combine into a potent brew. The hangover comes the next morning, when the dress is gone and the boobs are drooping inside some XL t-shirt (actually...nvm) and you're dealing with the actual detestable person that she is.
     
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    Bobo has an ass so flat you could use it for carpentry. Do y'all want to know one of the reasons I like curvy/ thick girls?
    They're a lot more comfortable to fuck. Skinny girls always leave me with a sore pubic bone the next day.

    I wouldn't even jizz in Bobo's face; I'd piss on her, but only if she WASN'T on fire.

    In other news we found out that GC is into skinny, slutty white girls.
     
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    Well, yes. My xnxx search history is eclectic af. You'll find them, supine BJs, pawg, all that.
     
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    Don't last as long?

    And add me to the SSWG list.
     
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    That’s why you ensure there is no “next morning”. Boot her ass out as soon as she’s done with her post-sex piss.
     
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    With who the people in your state choose as governor, you could have ISIS installed while enforcing martial law and feel less embarrassed about who currently runs you guys. It’s ridiculous how openly corrupt and sociopathic they are.

    But fear not… lot of these numbskulls belong to the club of People Who Will Be Dead Soon. These middling dinosaurs need to fuck off and die, because they’ll never retire as long as power and money is still there to be taken. They won’t stop ducking things up until they’re taking a dirt nap.