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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. malisbad

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    Despite what the majority here seems to say, I totally agree with this statement. She's got that librarian/nerd thing going.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    With the low quality night vision video, glasses and jiggly boob situation, I'm surprised nobody on Pornhub has released a copycat version that went farther than the handsy stuff.

    I mean, allegedly. I've heard other degenerates mention that such things might exist but can't personally confirm.
     
  3. malisbad

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    The deepfake porn is going to be wild. Bad times for all public personas ahead.
     
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    Except Boebert's deepfakes can legitimately say "Based on Actual Events"
     
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    We are getting emails on what to do in the event of a shutdown, which is hitting FEMA pretty hard, given the Disaster Relief Fund was already not looking great.

    The key thing to realize here is that this actually costs the government money in terms of back pay, deferred payments and activities, etc.

    The last time this happened, I wasn't one of the people who were shut down. Now, I'd be essentially on a deferred vacation.

    I'm not sure what the media narrative on this is, but it can't be good. It's looking more and more like the Senate will be the adults in the room (da fuq?) and force the house to vote on whatever they approve.

    All I know for certain is that if there's a shutdown, there will be a weed shortage in DC.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    So, there's a WGA strike, a UAW strike, and now the gubmint is shutting down?! Thanks Obama!
     
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    They reached a tentative agreement. God willing, our long national nightmare of whatever the fuck reality shows and game shows they were advertising during the NFL game yesterday will be over soon.
     
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    I have a tentative date with Scarlett Johansson.
     
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    Do you though?
     
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    I have as much a tentative date as they have tentative agreement. She and I have spoken to each other, one party is fighting really hard for what they want; the other party is barely acknowledging that, as if they have all the power in the final agreement. It's apples to apples.
     
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    That's just for the WGA. SAG-AFTRA is still on strike, so until they also reach a deal, don't get your hopes up too high.
     
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    I always get tagged essential. The bigger issue is my directorate sundowns in December if congress doesn't vote & sign our reauthorization. We have bipartisan support, but with how dysfunctional congress is, I am not taking anything for granted.
     
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    You'd think they have something fictional so Broncos fans could have some form of escape from reality.
     
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    It blows my mind how the industry who:

    -actively tried to stop the marketing of the VCR (THEN PEOPLE CAN JUST COPY MOVIES!)

    -who pushed for insane prices for video tapes in the early years (because you can watch it over and over, WITHOUT PAYING THEM FOR EACH VIEWING. Porn was one of the main drivers for VCR sales in the '80s, by the way.)

    - who forced annoying, unskipable PSAs on DVDs saying "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A PURSE, YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR, SO WOULD YOU STEAL A MOVIE?"

    They are now clutching their pearls because they want to digitally scan people and use their likenesses in perpetuity without paying royalties.

    FUCK THEM IN THEIR FUCKING ASSES.
    I just hope that the actors don't cave. What I've heard is that the studios are trying to starve them out.

    On a related note, this whole scenario was predicted in the movie "The Congress," starring Robin Wright. It's a good movie in its own right, but it's especially poignant now.
     
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    My vacation just got cancelled. Reached the go/no-go point after which refunds for things would be impossible, and with the House Republicans still looking like a bunch of doorknob fucking enthusiasts, it seems likely that a shutdown is coming so I pulled the trigger on the cancellations/refunds.
     
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    Remember: It's socialism and welfare for the corps, free markets and brutal individualism for labour.
     
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    My .avi is meant as a parody ("Communism", in the form of the most expensive tooling Capitalism has to offer) but the sentiment is there when needed. I have zero mercy for the studios playing accounting games to short their talent. Right now my hero is Tyler Sheridan: prolific writing aside, he actually owns or controls basically everything to do with Yellowstone and its prequels. The ranches, the horses, all of it. When he says jump, the studio says how high.
     
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