The Prime Minister of Australia when an Aussie billionaire starts describing exact technical details of the subs they just bought from the US:
The conspiracy clown that is RFK jr is announcing that he's running for president as an independent. This is going to blow up spectacularly in Bannon's face.
What is actually going through these shitheels’ minds when they think that THEY should be running things simply based on name or money? “I’m bored being with simply rich and having no worries. I think I’ll spend half a billion dollars of other people’s money to not become the President.” And what the fuck is wrong with RFK’s voice? He sounds like somebody is constantly unplugging and plugging in an autotune harmonizer. Who karate-chopped his Adam’s apple?
Unlike Biden’s stutter RFK jr has a legit neurological disorder. Years of drug abuse probably didn’t help his vocal cords.
Steve Scalise is the next contestant on "aw, God damn it, this asshole", thanks to a backdoor deal. We are now 5 weeks away from another shutdown, and Scalise now has to win the actual chamber, not just a bunch of his buddies, and there has been fuck all done. This disfunction, not to mention the fatigue and misinformation on Ukraine HAD to factor into the decision for Hamas to fuck around.
I have been reliably informed that slipping on the stairs of a plane means that one is crippled with dementia and should be removed from office: https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1712170212643262766
I can't wait to see how that cunt Dana Loesch tries to spin this tomorrow (because she has a lady-boner for Jim Jordan). I'm guessing she either barely mentions it, or she goes on and on about all the times Biden has tripped.
Superseding indictment on Menendez accusing him of being an unregistered foreign agent of Egypt. I can't recall any time his name has come up and it sounded good, but this is bad even for him. Dude needs to resign.
Speaking of corrupt politicians, has that George Santos has vowed to vote against Scalise's nomination for speakership? Apparently the House Republicans came to their senses, and want to oust him for being, well exactly everything he's been accused of. Him holding up the speaker appointment would delay that. I'd add more details, but I was really busy today.
I’m from New Jersey. Believe it or not, he’s an exception to the rule these days. For $100 I’ll post about how virtuous you are also.
OK but also how is he only 35? He looks AT LEAST a decade older than me, not just a year. Now I'm looking at all the youngest members of congress and either I'm in denial about how all of my friends and I look or this is a truly haggard sample.
I think it's one of those Sith things where the level of narcissistic lust for power needed prematurely ages their faces into gargoyles. Look at Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Louie Gohmert, or Adam Schiff and tell me their faces aren't warped by the evilness inside. Plus Santos was a gay tranny in Brazil for a while that is some hard party living right there. Cocaine, poppers, weird sex, and so on.
Isn't Pelosi pushing 90? I think she looks pretty good for her age and I would've like to see those giant bazingas back in her youth.