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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. dixiebandit69

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    The House finally has a speaker; some guy from Louisiana.
     
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    He's a MAGAt. Go figure.
     
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    Some of the worst Magat traits as well. Overall just a shit human being who shouldn't even be sniffing the Speaker chair, let alone being sworn in as the Speaker. What's worse is most of the people against McCarthy are giving this guy a pass on the same things they ousted McCarthy for. They are going to let him push another CR through "to get his footings", they aren't going to hold him to passing the appropriation bills in a timely manner, they aren't going to hold it against him having to work with the Democrats for some things at the beginning like getting aid to Israel and Ukraine.

    What it is going to do is energize the liberal base even more for the mid terms and it wouldn't surprise me if the Democrats completely sweep in 2024. Having the Speaker being an election denier, complete abortion ban supporter, same sex marriage opponent, and a Amy Cohen Barrett level Christian psycho, isn't going to be a good look for the moderate district republicans looking to be re-elected.
     
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    I can't believe he said that out loud, never mind in a very public setting.

    lol

    You guys are fucked.
     
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    US House of Representatives, March 2024:

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    It's all fun and games until we start streaming over your border.
     
  8. Nettdata

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    Y'all don't think we're armed and know how to shoot shit?
     
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    I really hope it energizes the hell out of the youth vote. Every fertile woman should be terrified of these ass clowns. They literally don't give a shit if they die due to a pregnancy gone wrong.
     
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    The internet swears that your commie government took away your guns.
     
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    You think we’d come unarmed? Didn’t your panty waist prime minister just ban all the guns you’d be facing if we did march north?
     
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    They tried to have us register our guns, just like the Nazis did.

    We spent something like $700m on a national database, that got shut down, and EVERY gun owner I know only registered their shittiest 10% of their guns.

    None of the good stuff has been registered, and it's still in our gun safes.

    Canadians love their guns... we're just not shooting up schools like the 'Mericans are.

    Don't think we don't have some pretty serious hardware locked up and ready to go.
     
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    And what happens if you get caught after the mandatory buy back period lapses subject?
     
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    I mean, we use this thing for hosting parties, because it's superfluous next to our even bigger guns:

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    I know this because I attended a party on it.
     
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    someone said the quiet part out loud. And now he's speaker of the House.

    lol RIP gop election chances
     
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    You laugh, but are the Dems REALLY going to take the gloves off, and push that clip, or are they just going to say:

    "Vote for our guy. He's... He's nice. He's not like the other guy."

    This message brought to you by a guy who FUCKING HATES the Democrats.
     
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    I don't think the establishment will, but I think groups like the Lincoln Party will absolutely push that stuff.

    I hate the entire system, so I'm rooting for chaos and entertainment. I used to be republican, but I think Palin fucked them in the head and it's been downhill since. Can't support all that maga shit. At this point the Dems are the lesser evil, so.... go them, I guess.
     
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    I don't know... I think Dark Brandon will have an effect and will kick shit up a notch.

    Probably not enough, but more than the norm.
     
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    The Democrats ran mainly on Roe and Democracy in the 2022 midterms, and they historically overperformed as a result. With Trump, the root cause of both, on the ballot in 2024, I have to imagine they're going to pound the same message. With the House leaning into exactly those weak spots, they're going to tag any Congressional Republican with those issues as well.