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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Aetius

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    Are you telling me I shouldn't get history lessons from a man who said troops took over airports during the revolutionary war?
     
  3. Aetius

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    So Kristi Noem included an anecdote in her book about how she took her 14 month old puppy to a gravel pit and shot her in the back of the head Tommy DeVito style. As you can imagine, the memes/roasts Twitter is currently producing are excellent.
     
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    You're just going to say that and not post any links?
    I'm not going on Twitter.
     
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    Here you go.
     
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    My two favorites so far:

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    And a tweet where someone said Noem decided to play "fuck, marry, kill" with her husband, Corey Lewandowski, and the family dog.
     
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    Damn I love me some Lincoln Project ads.

     
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    And this is the man leading in the polls for the 2024 presidential election. What a WTF time to be an American.
     
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    she's just doing it as basically a head-count to see who's MAGA-tard and who's not. The dems will vote to keep him since he pushed through the Ukraine funding bill.
     
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    Christ, what did Mick ever do to you?
     
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    The GOP majority is razor thin at this point, and if the far right antics persist, the threat of retirement from less than 3 reps can put all three chambers in Dem control.

    If I understand correctly, the majority right now is 5 GOP reps with 6 vacancies. That margin of error is...precarious.

    If she can't be brought to heel, there's a nonzero chance the GOP loses the majority, and wastes the entire term.

    Also, Dan Crenshaw of all fucking people pointed out that there's no signature win for them to campaign on. It's all fucking nonsense outrage and pointless fights about the speaker, budget battles they lost, etc.

    She may be safe, that corner of Georgia is beyond saving, but the larger party being at risk because of that sloth-toed fuckwit is hilarious.
     
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    What are the three chambers, again?
     
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    Atrium, ventricle, and the aorta.
     
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    Shaft, taint and balls.
     
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    Nina, Penta, and the Santa Maria
     
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    There are 36, actually. Guarded by the RZA, the GZA, Method Man, Ghostface, etc.
     
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    Someone please tell me that "diapers over democrats" (where Trump supporters wear diapers to demonstrate...uh...support?) isn't real and that's not where we are as a society in the year of our lord 2024. Celebrating presidential incontinence since 2016!

    Or is that technically kink-shaming at this point?

    I get MAGA is a cult, but....Christ, I was under the impression that cults are horny.