Someone please tell me that "diapers over democrats" (where Trump supporters wear diapers to demonstrate...uh...support?) isn't real and that's not where we are as a society in the year of our lord 2024. Celebrating presidential incontinence since 2016! Or is that technically kink-shaming at this point? I get MAGA is a cult, but....Christ, I was under the impression that cults are horny.
The other day there was a Jeopardy contestant from DC. During the “learn about the contestants” segment he started his story with “so I’m in a club back in DC…” All I could think about was whether he went into the basement, or just stayed upstairs with the refreshments. (it was just a lame cooking club)
From a campaign spokesperson, “Questioning Mr. Kennedy’s health is a hilarious suggestion, given his competition.” He's, uh, got a point.
Bill Burr did a pretty good Kennedy in Unfrosted "ask NOT . . ." so maybe he can just dub over RFK Jr's spasmodic dysphonia issues.
Twitter libs are mad at this tweet because Collins is a genuine twat, but game recognizes game; this is an absolute banger of a joke: Spoiler
Kristi Noem, the one who killed her dog and bragged about it in her book, canceled her book tour and interviews promoting it Funny enough, her book is titled No Going Back
I am seeing folks like Tommy Tubberville, Vivek Ramaswamy, and now, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson come to Trump's courtroom. You know how I know he fixin to lose?? https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/14/mike-johnson-trump-trial-00157853 Because this guy is calling it a travesty of justice, and the trial ain't even over. Also, because Trump's lawyers are fucking it up: https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/05/14/trump-trial-lawyers-mistakes-00157734