Theres no reason for him to weigh in on it if the opposing party is in disarray. The second he does, it becomes about what he said rather than Biden. A staffer probably told him his phone is infected with Mexican spyware so they took it from him. "Never interrupt your opponent when he's making a mistake."
I see Trump's absence of a victory lap and this silence as less than sound strategy and more of "a shit storms-a brewin, yarr!" It's not so much him weighing in on anything with Biden, but he's not doing his own campaigning. That's weird. This level of silence out of the Trump camp is an anomaly, and I don't think it's because he's all of the sudden starting to heed conventional wisdom. I'm curious if there are indictments coming on some of his more creative fundraising endeavors, or just the Secret Service looking at Fox News hawking a $2 bill with his face on it, and going..."Fuckin...Jesus. No, you can't do that either, dipshit!" Certainly some shuffling of his various legal strategies after the immunity makes sense, but wasting 2 weeks before the RNC is genuinely shocking.
I don't know, his first debate with Biden back in 2020 where he talked all over him wasn't received well at all. Maybe, just maybe he was able to brush aside his narcissism just long enough to let this Biden thing play out. And 100% agreed that he really wants to run against Biden.
Yeah who knows. I'm not saying he's Machiavelli or anything, just that there's not much benefit to interrupting the Democrats' soul-searching. Plus, it's not exactly a contested convention. He can spend his free time bullshitting his golf handicap to people who don't care. Hawk Tuah's Razor.
I swear to God, if Hawk Tua leaves the social media scene and enters the zeitgeist such that CNN has to report on it, and then I have to explain to my mom who the Hawk Tuah girl is, I'm giving up.
It's the rare situations like these where I'm actually a little happy my parents are no longer alive and I don't have to get phone calls asking such questions.
“Hey mom, you know how you used to have to lube up dad’s dick before you went to town on it? It’s just that.” Don’t see what’s so hard about it. Geesh.
I see what you did there. Anyway, since nobody else posted last night's monologue, I will: The Huh? vs Time charts for Biden and Trump were great. And, this part:
I keep saying Stewart would absolutely slay it if he wanted to run. Hell, even as a VP pick, he'd be amazing. Harris/Stewart ticket would leave some moisture in some folding chairs, for sure.
A Stewart/Franklin ticket would be hilarious. “The pros are fucking it up and making it a joke, so let the professional comedians have a go at it.”
His work with the 9/11 responders and the image of him smirking as Mitch McConnell walks away in defeat....(chef's kiss). As stupid as it sounds, he's legitimately a more trusted political voice among the under 50 cohort than anyone on Fox News.
I don't know how to say this any clearer, but if Biden is replaced, it's an auto loss. It's the most ridiculous thing you could possibly do at this point of an election cycle. The reason Harris and every other Democrat who they can possibly roll out there is doing "OK" in the polls is because they have zero scrutiny on them. Even now, with all that's going on with Biden, his VP is nowhere in the news. Once the light shines on whatever person they deicide to rally around, and who the fuck knows who that would be, they are going to be instantly crushed and Biden would be right back even in the polls. Replacing Biden is party killing. You instantly lose the presidency, there's zero chance you take back the house, and you'll probably lose the senate as well. I don't know why it's even still being discussed because it's literally the worst thing you could possibly do right now.
one time she was helping her mother organize some shit in her room (daughter playing mother, it's a super healthy relationship I know) and she found a tube of KY. Her mom tried to explain why it was needed and shockingly that made things worse anyway, my inlaws are magatarded. Gotta love hanging out with them
Oh, I've got some great news for you, Rush: I just heard on the Tim Dillon show that she's hired a talent agent! I think we're going to be seeing a lot more of her in the coming months, although the only talent of hers that I want to see is her doing the hawk tua and taking in cocks.