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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. SouthernIdiot

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    Huh, Florida passed a bill in 2023 and promptly lost a bunch of construction and agriculture workers. Watching videos of people begging workers to stay was hilarious.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    It's like a fucked up version of Brexit.

    "Why are you going? We need you to work!"
    "uhhh... you kicked us out..."
    "but I didn't think that would affect me!"
     
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    "You're one of the good ones."
     
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    The Halfway Post, the tweets of which appear to be the origin of this, is a satire outlet like The Onion. It also doesn't make sense for a service like Grindr to have a local outage. Either their system as a whole is overwhelmed, or it isn't. I also wouldn't expect a max of a few thousand additional users to tip it over. The company I used to work for measured our DAU (daily active users) in the millions; a few thousand was a rounding error.
     
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    It ain't Matt Gaetz, his partners aren't old enough to use the app.
     
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    Speaking of, why does a Congressman from Florida look like an aging trophy wife from California?
     
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    Because people from blue states are moving to red states?
     
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    I genuinely think he's butting up against the LD50 of botox.
     
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    There's a map showing local outages from Downdetector, or is it being labeled incorrectly? There has absolutely been a huge spike in traffic with the RNC regardless. They're a bunch of hypocrites.
     
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    You would be wrong about the outage stuff. When apps are localized services like this it is very possible for a small part of the system responsible just for that area to crash or fail independently.
     
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    It depends on the architecture. I still can't see a big company like Grindr having an outage caused by such a small number of extra users. It would require them to both have a highly federalized architecture, but at the same time be both totally underprovisioned and lacking in autoscaling.
     
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    No way something as big as grindr has a monoservice. Full stop.
     
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    Yeah, but anyone sophisticated enough to do that isn't going to just forget to scale.
     
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    So many “scale” points. Could have limited memory on a k8s pod that caused the pod to die. Any number of a hundred things could have maxed out, causing failure, all while “auto-scaling” was enabled.
     
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    A timeline where Trump got assassinated and Biden died from Covid would be absolute chaos.
     
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    I'm trying to think of how poorly written the system would have to be before such a small number of users knocked it over. We had a shit system that required way too much manual intervention of the k8s cluster when the slightest thing went wrong, and our autoscaling was literally a cron job that ran every few hours to cycle through preset resource levels, and even we didn't fall apart when containers failed, pods were unhealthy, etc. It took a lot to take us down, and Grindr should be architected far better than we were.
     
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    lol.
     
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