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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Tucker Max is almost 50. What youth vote? And, Tucker Max wishes he'd ever done anything as good as Tucker and Dale. There is no relation there.
     
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    I'm sure the bartender told her who he was when she asked for a new drink.
     
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    holy shit I’m old
     
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    I’ve been reading all y’alls horseshit for nearly 20 years
     
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    To be fair, most people OUR age don't know who he is.
    He got "famous " with a small, specific subset of the population.
    Why do you think there aren't more people here?
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Because the Boobie thread doesn't get updated anymore.
     
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    It should be noted that she was also voted republican. But he took it to a new level that she couldn’t deal with.
     
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    Boom Roasted.
     
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    I got so much shit on THIS board (not TMMB) when I proposed to my wife. That was 16 years ago. We just had our 14 year anniversary in June.
     
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    Congratulations of fourteen years of proving us wrong. Just know that getting married is probably what is keeping you alive. Nothing keeps you motivated to live like debt and children.
     
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    Kamala sounding pretty damn centrist tonight
     
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    I would expect a pretty centrist policy being touted during the campaign, but with a bit of a WandaVision Kathryn Hahn winking gif.
    This is, in my opinion, an attempt to siphon off the right-leaning people holding their nose, the “I hate Trump, BUT OMG SOCIALISM” crowd.
     
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    We were his audience. I’m 47 in a few weeks. Like Maddox, he went nuts and chased his audience away. Plus he has a lisp, so speaking out loud isn’t a good idea for him.
     
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    Yeah, or he can just grab the ballot, fill it in for her and send it in. But honestly with how the right has been attacking mail in voting for years I bet they wouldn’t even consider having mail in ballots in households where that would be an issue.

    I can’t remember if I posted about it here a while back, but my uncle is blind and brain damaged and lives in a group home with others in the same situation. Back in 2008 their ”house dad” arranged mail in ballots for all of them and then filled them all out for Obama. Now this sounds bad, but the thing is they had discussions in the house and listened to the news. But of course the mentally handicapped are easily swayed, but they all said they wanted to vote for Obama.

    Some republican sibling to one of the residents there found out and was livid and took the issue to court and forced them to hold competency hearings to determine if they could vote.

    My uncle comes up and the judge asks him about why he felt his vote should go to Obama and my uncle, who again is a moderately functioning mentally handicapped person said he ”didn’t feel that republicans cared about people like him, and he heard them talking about taking away money from helping people who need special medical care like him, while he felt the democrats would work to make sure that he and his friends at the home would be able to keep getting the money needed to keep the group home open.”

    The judge said he could keep on voting and that my uncle ”seemed better informed than much of the voting public”
     
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    I think this is how it plays out, at least as of this point in time.

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    I think that map is Trump's best case scenario. Right now I have the map looking like this:

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    I think North Carolina is swinging, and its happening way under the radar. There have been recent polls with Harris up 1 or 2 there. They're sitting on almost as many electoral votes as Pennsylvania is. Harris expanding the map is terrible news for Trump, as he'll have to defend far more ground than he's prepared to right now.
     
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    RFK Jr has officially dropped out and endorsed Trump.

    It's hard to put into words how much disdain I hold this man in.
     
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    can you try in terms of worms? Length or volume, your choice.
     
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    I feel like we all had a lot of fun with the brainworm thing, but we really glossed over the fact that the doctors didn't kill it or remove it, it had already died of starvation. A brain-eating parasite, feasting on RFK Jr's brain, died from lack of sustenance.
     
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    Yeah NC is definitely an odd toss-up. I do think he wins PA outright, though. Whoever wins probably won't get more than 285 EC votes at most, but yours is a pretty reasonable prediction as well.