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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. SouthernIdiot

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    During his own speech, Trump thanked Walker for his endorsement and later made a bizarre promise to put the ex-NFL star in charge of a “missile defense shield” he planned to build.

    “We’ll put Herschel Walker in charge of that little sucker,” he said.

    He will have a cabinet of the dumbest people in the U.S.
     
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    You know what's funny? If you watch the video in a high enough resolution versus the meme gifs floating around, you can see pretty clearly that he is not fellating a mic stand, but simply adjusting it vertically twice, then checking the pickup by moving close and far from it, again twice. It's a literal optical illusion, the camera just happened to catch the perfect angle to show what isn't really there. But as we say here, fuck him if he can't take a joke. Did he forget that the mic was in his hand?

    The Christo-Boomers finally found a line their "imperfect vessel" isn't allowed to cross.
    https://x.com/TheTNHoller/status/1852800683524690120
     
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    There's something so on-the-nose about floating the idea of putting the most brain-damaged man in America in charge of literal rocket science.
     
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    I know I said I was done in this thread until election day, but this is one of the gayest things I've ever seen:

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    Ah, yes. The Fat Signal.
     
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    I thought this was always clear? It's just like that couch fucking joke in video form though -- the person the joke is about is so insane that it's actually plausible.
     
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    I feel so tempted to post some of the insanely wild takes I've seen from the far left. Makes some of the insanity from the right look tame.
     
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    The Horseshoe Effect is as real as a theory gets— the far right and regressive left are equally embarrassing. Both sides are just as guilty of indoctrinated insanity and letting fuckheads be the voice of their movement(s), both desperately fighting so their team of soulless cash-and-power whores get to be in charge while the losers spends the next four years doing everything to discredit the winners.

    …the definition of insanity, yes?
     
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    The main difference is that lefty extremists don't get elected to the US Congress. Righty extremists, do.
     
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    Lefty extremists just become the National Press Secretary for Bernie Sanders, tank his campaign, and then spend the next four years bitching on podcasts while being a useful idiot for the right wing.

    ...or so I've heard.
     
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    how early tomorrow do you think trump will declare victory and attempt to make states stop counting? I'm guessing he mistakes the time and actually tweets something before polls close
     
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    Good ol Briana Joy, she's one of those secret Trumpers who'd hate to see her grift fade away.
     
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    I believe Steve Bannon is pushing for 11pm EST, soon as the polls close over here.
     
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    ::sad Alaska and Hawaii noises::
     
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    Does anyone else find Republicans calling Kamala being on SNL election interference? I think it's hilarious.
     
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    The two meth uncle states. One fabulous gay chemsex uncle, one conspiracy theorist survivalist meth uncle.
     
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    Her appearance did violate equal time laws, they say.
     
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    no it didn't. They offered time to trump after the nascar race which they took. Further, trump appeared in a nearly identical segment (mirror joke and all) the first time he ran. He's bitching about nothing. Keep losing harder daddy.
     
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    "They" was one Republican FCC member. Which is laughable since the Republicans obliterated the fairness doctrine in the 80's.
     
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    Ah, I didn't see that NBC filed notice. That wasn't in the articles I read, of course.