Elephants and Jackasses...

Remember all of those notable celebrities and artists that were "dying" early this year? They really knew what was coming and are laughing their asses off right now on their private rocket to Mars.

 

More likely Hillary.

I get more of a"Pile of liquid crap funneled into a Goodwill Oompa Loompa costume" vibe from Trump.

Now that I think about it, those celebrity deaths were likely the necessary ingredients in order to complete the demonic ritual which enabled the cubs to win the world series.

It all makes sense.......

 

Mentally preparing myself or the end of this thread.

 

Fine. Fine. I'll admit that I actually think she's a reptile. I used to think she was a shape shifter, but after more internet research I realize she just wears a mask.

 

I have this nagging suspicion that 2016 still has one more haymaker to wallop us with. If I was someone like Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, or Loretta Lynn I'd be extra careful.

 

Like Trump not making his concession speech and telling his base that the election was rigged? I'm hoping it doesn't happen, but the guy is crazy enough to do it.

 

Already happening:

"The Donald Trump campaign on Monday sued the registrar of voters in Nevada's Clark County, alleging a polling station was kept open late last week in violation of state law, Reuters reported.

The lawsuit, filed in Nevada state court, asked that the county's ballots be kept separate pending any future legal challenges."

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/11/08/trump-sues-nevada-polling-place-over-late-hours.html

 

From what I understand, those people were in line before the polls closed and if you are in line, you get to vote, even if the polling place has to stay open later to accommodate those people. No new people can get in line after the 7 pm closing time(or whatever time it closed).

 

There is a live court hearing going on right now about this. Link.

Edit: it's over. much ado about nothing.

 

I hate how he's so childish he files lawsuits over everything, real or imaginary. All the voter fraud talk is fine, but he has to make the concession speech. The brainless people eating out of his hand need to hear it.

Besides, while the democrats (and the republicans) might pull some shenanigans it's not possible to rig the general elections. A case could be made that the 2000 election was rigged, but the vote has to be that close for it to determine the outcome.

 

And then there's this:

"WILKES BARRE, LUZERNE COUNTY (WBRE/WYOU) - Luzerne County elections officials were scrambling Tuesday after receiving a barrage of complaints about the county's electronic voting machine turning Republican votes for Donald Trump to votes for Hillary Clinton.

Eyewitness News was the first to report the problem early Tuesday morning after more than a score of voters contacted us saying that when they checked the straight-party Republican ticket option on their voting machine all the GOP candidates were checked - except Trump. Instead, Hillary Clinton's name appeared as their selection."

http://www.pahomepage.com/news/luzerne-county-elections-reports-of-trump-vote-flipping-not-true

Somehow I don't think Trump is going to go quietly if he loses. I've heard the same complaint as above in NV and TX as well.

 

Yes. Are you new to the United States? Patriots, NY Yankees, Alabama Crimson Tide, Taylor Swift, Brad Pitt, all get hated on, mostly because of their success. Actually, Brad Pitt may be a bad example.

 

So if clinton takes this, what would Bill's title be? I really want to call him "First Lady;" my wife prefers "Head Bitch in Charge"

 

I think he will, but it might take longer than what's normal. It took McCain, what? An hour to admit that he lost?

Trump happened because the system is broken, but it's also because the media is making people crazy. We need networks that have meaningful political dialogue. So badly. The fake 'independent' networks and publications like the NYT are worst of all because of the way they pretend they represent the other side too.

I hope this election is scaring people on both sides into their senses.

 

Not sure, but his official duties would include entertaining the wives of visiting foreign heads of state. That could get interesting.

 

It will still be president. Are not all former presidents still call president?

 

Wasn't that what he did while he was President too?

 

Yeah, but they can't refer to him as president Clinton while she's in office. First man is such an awkward title. I'm thinking first pervert would be perfect as a permanent reminder of Trump.

 

Just call him the First Lad of the United States. You can maintain all the FLOTUS acronyms, and it gives an air of cheeky laddish mischief that seems to fit.