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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Nettdata

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    Weird Al is a treasure. I’m going to watch UHF tonight.
     
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    One of the most underrated comedies ever.
     
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    Absofuckinglutely.
     
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    It’s sad that it bombed in the theatres. He cancelled being the opening act on Michael Jackson’s world tour to film the movie.

    So glad it gets the props it rightfully deserves now. They just don’t make spoof comedies like that anymore.
     
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    MRI tomorrow on both my knees because they've gotten fucked up from years of long distance running. We're paying roughly $1500 a month health insurance for the family, but because our deductible has not been met (I don't know what it is, but it hasn't been met), it looks like it's gonna be cheaper to pay out of pocket.

    Out of pocket expenses are a little over $2k. And that's with the generous 30% discount the MRI place has for cash payment.

    This is goddamn ridiculous. Vote.
     
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    Texas Governor has issued an order limiting ballot drop off locations to 1 location per county: https://www.statesman.com/news/2020...unties-to-close-multiple-ballot-dropoff-sites

    Loving County, which went 90% for Trump in 2016, can have 1 drop off location for 65 voters.

    Travis County, which went 65% for Clinton in 2016, can have 1 drop off location for 758,973 voters.

    Republicans do not believe in the right to vote against Republicans.
     
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    Democracy is only good when it serves them. If not, they abandon democracy instead of their failed “principles”.
     
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    FUCK GREG ABBOTT IN HIS CRIPPLED ASS.

    I've been saying this long before he ever became governor.
     
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    More like Republicans are comfortable with wielding power to further their ideology, and to ensure continuing power over the country.
     
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    Hope Hicks tested positive for COVID. Is it wrong I'm hoping trump gets it at this point? Like if it could just be him and no one else, that'd be awesome.
     
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    Trump and Melania are quarantining until they get their test results. Speculation that this would only happen if the rapid test came back positive and they're waiting for results of the lab test.
     
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    I kind of thought he didn't want to do any more debates, but this seems like a bit of an extreme measure to take to get out of them... you know, dying and all.

    So... serious question... if Trump dies in the next few days, does Pence step into the debates?
     
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    I will laugh my fucking ass off, rolling on the floor laughing* if Trump dies from the virus.

    But be careful; you might get your post deleted if you post such a sentiment on here. I like to live one the edge, however.

    *Fuck abbreviating it, that's how I feel.
     
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    Why would you think that? You can express any/all sentiments about any political/public figure you want (unless it's going to get some asshole in dark glasses knocking on my door)... the only real line I tend to draw is when people talk direct shit to/about others on here.

    I personally hope Trump dies. For real. No remorse. He's done irreparable damage to hundreds of thousands if not millions of people around the world. He's a piece of shit. A bully. And somehow he became your fucking President. He's a rabid dog that needs to be put down. If they can do it to Old Yeller, then they can do it to Old Orange.

    People can say they hope Biden dies, etc, and whatever... that's their opinion, man.... and people are free to express those opinions.... just don't pick fights with people around here, or talk shit about/to them.
     
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    I'll do you one crazier: both Trump and Pence have been exposed, and it's not impossible for them to be simultaneously incapacitated. In which case we would have... President Pelosi.
     
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    Imagine this... Trump gets it, exposes Biden to it. They both die. WTF happens then?
     
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    I feel like we need to add a late addition to the Dead Pool thread... with odds.
     
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    Presumably the electors would vote for the VP candidate as President instead. They wold be required to vote for a VP at the same time, but my guess is there would be some "good faith" plan put forward for the selected VP to subject themselves to a congressional confirmation to add further legitimacy.
     
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    Well, I seem to remember a few months back when I got my post deleted for posting news about Trump possibly being exposed to the virus by some foreign official; you know, something which might be important, but it was deleted for being "off topic."

    Sorry, Nett, people like me have to walk on eggshells when mods (not you, mind) don't like you.

    It's the story of my life, and why I've always had problems with authority from an early age: I get into trouble for what everyone else is doing.
    Yeah, maybe what they were doing was wrong, but I get into trouble for it, and they don't.