I know Juice told me not to browse Twitter, but this is important. Grape Nuts is currently trending because people say it's the worst cereal, and these blasphemous heathens must be defeated at the ballot box, and failing that, at the ammo box.
Well yeah, because Grape Nuts suck ass. What's the deal with Grape Nuts, anyway? No grapes, no nuts...
You'll be first up against the wall. Alton Brown gets it: https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/1323452403870519297
Yep. Both the state and federal judges were republicans or nominated by republicans. Trump can whine like a child while he gets his ass kicked. The courts aren't going to throw the election for him.
I wish you guys best of luck tomorrow, and hope your citizens have the sense to rid themselves of that mistake of a human being. I want you guys to get along better and your news one day go back to waterskiing squirrels and showing us what those crazy foreigners were up to. Tomorrow please drain the swamp. That includes the senate.
New Hampshire has started voting. Trump has lost ground from 2016, but that may be because two people moved away.
We won’t. There is no realistic scenario in which Trump wins. Edit: See? He already won all 5 votes from Dixville Notch.
It was for once nice for USA to have an election where the candidates didn’t temporarily pretend to care about Ohio.
Trump did try and make it a last minute issue by holding a rally here and getting the crowd to chant "Lebron sucks". You know, the only guy to bring the entire state a professional sports championship in the past 30 years. (Excluding MLS, because unfortunately, as much as I like the Crew SC, nobody cares about soccer.)
@Aetius if there was ever a time to obsessively watch Conservative Twitter, the meltdown tonight around 10PM might be the time.
Home office, at the computer with CNN on. Cigarillos at the ready for when I get stressed. At this point I'm not gonna pretend to know what's gonna happen, but I *think* it's gonna be a Biden landslide and we're gonna have a VERY good idea where this is going by early tonight. I fully intend to soak in the meltdown.
Sitting in my new living room, snacking away on this pound and a half of prosciutto. It's my comfort food.
Dude, all poor kids from Belle Glade drive a Porsche when they get to college. We simply have to accept the fact that some things happen magically.