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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. malisbad

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    I think that people forget that Trump is actually a pretty big dude. He's somewhere between 188 - 190cm tall. He's got a good 10cm on Rudy. If he wasn't such a bitch, I reckon he'd take him on.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    Yeah, but Rudy is pretty slippery.

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  3. downndirty

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    I mean...would you pay for THOSE legal services?

    For once, I'm on Trump's side: nah, bruh....I ain't paying for that shit. That's not the kind of service I was expecting.
     
  4. NatCH

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    Also, Trump has that weird front-leaning stature (which I still think is a minor case of spina bifida), so Rudy just has to dive for the legs and then it's "TIMBER!!"
     
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    It's because he wears such high lifts in his shoes so that he can 'appear' much taller than he actually is.

    Someone one said when he's standing up he looks like a centaur that's missing the back half of it's body and now I can't ever not picture that.
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  6. malisbad

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    I don't think they're lifts. I've got the same posture and I'm pretty self-conscious about it. Lordosis really sucks and makes lying down flat on your back pretty uncomfortable.
     
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    Wait, I thought Rudy was only in it for the pardon?
     
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    I'll have to find it when I'm not on my phone, but it's pretty widely accepted that he does wear elevator lifts. There have been multiple interviews with former staff/producers of the apprentice that have confirmed as much.
     
  9. malisbad

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    Heh. He's already in the 98 - 99th percentile for height. I wonder what kind of messed up trauma made him feel like he needed to wear lifts on top of that.
     
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    The same mental malaise that made this born-rich Prince of New York still lacquer every damn thing in gold like some Babylonian king. He's like a hick who's won the lottery.
     
  11. malisbad

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    Greasiest fuckin' skid came down the alley the other daaaay.....
     
  12. malisbad

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    Yea, don't they do the same thing high heels too? Chest out, butt in
     
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    I just can't write the entire thing off as the guy has super tall lifts. Nobody has the inability to lean back when their feet are angled like that, unless they have a medical reason for not being able to do so.
     
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    Damnit, we're discussing american politics, let's use american dimensions! Please!
     
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    Trump is 6’3”.
     
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    I personally think it’s hilarious that Trump won’t pay Rudy. Rudy was already sort of a joke before all of this. Now we got to watch him debase himself almost nightly on tv and before courts of law. He will probably end up disbarred and possibly even indicted if he did anything shady. And all for someone who never really have a shit about him in the first place. I hope he kept receipts. He might need them to help his cause.
     
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    As someone who is about Trump's height, you get use to being the tallest guy in the room so when you're not, it throws you off. Back when I was in sales, this couple came in and she looked me square in the eye, he was about 4 inches taller than her. Threw me off my game the whole time.

    That being said, he has obvious confidence issues so it wouldn't surprise me if he does wear lifts
     
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    Just out of curiosity, have a single one of these people been arrested at 3am using flash-bangs and MP5’s? Or is that for people who commit first-degree poker games?
     
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    I don't think that any of those babies were asleep in their cribs when arrested.