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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Crown Royal

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    Shouldn't Trump have skipped town by now? He doesn't have much time left.
     
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    We should be able to work some sort of Running Man aspect into his departure out of the White House, no?

     
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    He's supposed to leave tomorrow morning. I read an article about this being the first non-typical nuclear football handoff ever. His codes will deactivate and the ball carrier will just walk away from him at exactly noon, carrier will travel back to DC with the cases and no president.
     
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    There are 4 footballs, so one will go with Trump to FL, one will stay with Biden, and the other two are for survivability scenarios (at least that's my understanding).

    But yes, this particular process has never happened before. I also learned that the card the President carries everywhere they go with their nuclear authentication numbers is called "the biscuit".
     
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    Right the only difference here is he’ll physically not be present in Washington when the codes/card deactivates which is what has been typical. It’s not like they are shielding him from it afraid he might call a strike or something. He will have legal and physical access to it up to the second before noon. When his term legally ends.
     
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    So is the SDNY going to be standing by with cuffs, waiting for 12:01 to roll around?
     
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    Alternatively, at exactly 12:00 the agent carrying the case looks him in the eye and says "We never gave you the real codes. Do you think we're retarded?" and walks away.
     
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    Trump is giving the telephone pole from “Hereditary” a pardon.
     
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    Can the media please not indulge this and just refer to it as the "Trump Party" at all times? Similar to how they heard "TD Banknorth Garden" and were like "that's fucking stupid, it's the New Boston Garden."
     
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    List of pardons is out: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing...y-regarding-executive-grants-clemency-012021/

    So he focused on people who "didn't snitch". Jesus, even his non-corrupt pardons are corrupt in his heart.
     
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    Credit where credit is due, there are a good number of non-violent conspiracy to distribute marijuana guys on that list.

    Scambags too, but there's a couple of people I agree with. Also some coke dealers, so I guess we know where Jr was getting his blow from.
     
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    They should just call it the PP party.
     
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    Yeah, but nothing for Joe Exotic? That’s it, I’m done with Trump.
     
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    I’m glad there’s some non-violent drug offenders on the list, but ALL of them should be released, not a dozen. And that might not be the whole list, he can do pardons in secret, and not announce them.

    As for the Capitol rioters, you guys ar shot out of luck, huh? He used you, abused you, and walked away scot-free while you all go to prison. Angry? Good. Suffer in silence or scream into the void. Next time don’t invest in the stupidity fringe of society (if you EVER get out of jail, that is).
     
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    Apparently the inauguration band played My Country 'Tis of Thee and Brits on Twitter are super confused because it's the same melody as God Save the Queen.
     
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    Losers.