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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Maybe it really was God Save the Queen in honor of the new health secretary.
     
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    Maybe he picked someone that looks like a monster in order to scare people into wearing their masks?
     
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  3. toytoy88

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    Maybe he's just a Twisted Sister fan?

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    If this board is any indicator, this appointment is a huge step toward unity.
     
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    I saw an article saying there’s a lot of purple outfits at the inauguration, and that it has long been considered a symbol of bipartisanship.
    I wonder if anybody else with a little knowledge of western history had the same reaction as I did.
     
    #16885 NatCH, Jan 20, 2021
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    Royalty?
     
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    Prince brings people together.
     
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    I mean, I’m not able to watch TV today, so I’m not seeing it. But if somebody said “purple has long been considered a symbol of...”

    “...bipartisanship” would not be my answer.
     
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    Okay, I’ll give you that. Now I’m disappointed that Biden’s speech didn’t begin with an organ pad and “Dearly Beloved...”
     
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    Also, a question for those who know more than me:

    What’s the reason for the VP oath being longer? It has the thing about being sworn in honestly and with no mental reservations, etc...
    Is this just to keep somebody from being forced into a lackey position? To avoid blackmail?
     
    #16890 NatCH, Jan 20, 2021
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    VP runs the shadow government, they're the only one that matters obviously.
     
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    It's all part of the part of the "Biden is president hoax." Trump will be back to prosecute 1000's of vampire pedophile lizard people in a couple of weeks. MAGA!
     
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    He also knew this girl named Nikki...
     
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    VP Oath: I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

    President Oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

    The Presidential Oath is one of three oath or affirmation clauses in the Constitution, but it is the only one that actually specifies the words that must be spoken. The wording of the oath is specified in Article II, Section One, Clause 8, of the Constitution.
     
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    Yeah, no duh. If it wasn’t for him, none of us would have thought that NYE 1999 was a big deal.
     
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    Nikki Hayley started to grind...
     
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    I’m all for lowering the temperature...but is the water warm enough?
     
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    Biden should call Obama right away: “How do I deal with inheriting a complete mess, made by a moron who fucked things up beyond recognition like YOU had to?”

    Also, I’m starting a pool on how it now takes for Don Jr. and Caitlin Jenner to break up now that his appeal of power is gone.
     
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    If the Trumps were to get an Ozzy Osbourne style reality show, how many of you would watch it? Be honest.
     
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    Didn’t we just do that?
     
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