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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Is there video of this? Asking for a friend.
     
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    If I’m not mistaken, according to the movie Short Circuit 2, the vp oath is similar in wording to the naturalization oath when you become a us citizen too.
     
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  4. Crown Royal

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    And like the Al Gore vice presidency, Short Circuit 2 had a robot as the main character.

    In other news, I’ve found the dumbest Capitol Rioter yet. How dumb? Dumb enough to wear his court-ordered GPS monitoring anklet into the riot.
     
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    Chris Wallace from Fox news said "This was the best inaugural address I've ever heard." How long before he gets fired?
     
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    He's got enough money to not care, and enough credibility that every other news network will want him. It was just him and Sheppard Smith, and Smith landed right on his feet.
     
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    Fox might want to hang to to the very, VERY few legitimate reporters they have. Wallace is a good credit to the news industry.
     
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    They're already cleaning house. They got rid of the guys responsible for calling Arizona for Biden when Arizona was ultimately won by ::checks notes:: Biden.
     
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    If I told you that an article with the headline Witless Ape Rides Helicopter ran today, you'd be forgiven for thinking it ran in The Root or Rolling Stone.

    It ran in the National Review.
     
  10. NatCH

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    How long do you think Instagram and Facebook will have notifications telling us about election/inauguration shit? As
    I had to look this up, because that’s funny. A it seems to be a nice bookend, as the same guy authored an article titled Witless Ape Rides Escalator on the day Trump announced his run.
     
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  12. Aetius

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    "I was too innocent and too GAY to [insert whatever here]" is my new go-to phrase whenever something doesn't go my way.
     
  13. Nettdata

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    Dressed in all black, in Portland, anti-police, and breaking shit. Call it a hunch.
     
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    Did we spend too much time talking about people running around with confederate flags?

    Are you feeling like the insurrection took away all of the attention you were getting when you were scrounging the internet for anything that could look like left wing violence?

    Because four years ago today Richard Spencer was punched in the face, an act of clear left wing violence, for arguing for an ethic cleansing.

    So why don't you light a candle for him and how people like him keep getting targeted by antifa.

    Because I'm calling it a hunch that you were deeply offended by his treatment four years ago.
     
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    Call it false flag.

    Shouldn't ANTIFA be a little happier now that Trump is gone?

    And speaking of The Cheeto Bandito; when are they going to arrest him for his numerous crimes?
     
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    No, these are nihilists Donnie. Nothing to worry about.

    Look, the article doesn’t say antifa, but it says at the beginning that the police reported that they arrested “far-left, anti-police demonstrators.”

    So naturally, the truth is that the police saw a group of innocent people, and immediately started beating them. And then broke windows to make them look guilty.
    These supposed demonstrators are probably white, because if they were black they would have simply been killed, no need for faking the building damage.
     
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    I'm getting a little sick and tired of your insinuating I'm a Nazi. My uncle was killed by actual fucking Nazis in WWII. I had to deal with those assholes taking over my childhood home and running into them in the woods constantly. So how about you stick all your Nazi name calling up your ass?
     
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    Stop.
     
  20. Nettdata

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    Well, that didn't work out well for him...

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