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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Moderates are the extreme narcissist of the political spectrum. The entire process and path of the country lies on the 2-3 moderates from each side that get the spotlight and final deciding power on any given piece of legislation. Shes obviously a pomp and circumstance maverick queer voice and you guys are bigoted homophobes for denying her truth in her fabulous performance.
     
  2. Jimmy James

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    Nothing I love more as a citizen seeing a bunch of rich assholes voting to keep the minimum wage at poverty level.

    Speaking of assholes, Georgia's House of Representatives voted to make it illegal to provide food and water to people waiting in line to vote.

    Voter suppression is antidemocratic and anybody that supports it is an asshole.
     
  3. dixiebandit69

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    Irony is local Fox News affiliate hosts speaking out against M4A all year, and then hosting a radio telethon for kids with cancer who don't have insurance.

    You can't make this shit up, people.
     
  4. Aetius

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    Republicans ruin everything. We can't even enjoy joking about Biden tripping up some stairs without them trying to turn it into "HE HAS DEMENTIA" conspiracy theory.
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    The two most recent presidents are old. US Presidents have hi-tech Air Force One, the most advanced security and millions are spent on POTUS. We can't get an escalator or some better way to get on AF1?
     
  6. Aetius

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    Tripping on the AF1 stairs is a Presidential tradition. Ford had the back luck of tripping down them, which comes with a much rougher landing.
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    That was so funny! Have you seen the video?


    The rain-soaked stairs Ford slipped on helped Chevy Chase's career take off. Every Ford sketch he did, he was falling over something. I love how the narrator in the YouTube vid says the assassination attempts were more serious. lol, really?

    The stairs are MUCH longer these days to board AF1. Everybody's done it. Even if Biden has dementia, it might've had nothing to do with it.
     
  8. Juice

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    Was this before or after he got done referring to his VP as “President Harris” again this week?
     
  9. NatCH

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    But it proves he has dementia. If a president trips like that and doesn’t have the quick thinking skills to turn to a photographer and yell out “LIVE! FROM NEW YORK!” ...well then, he’s just not all there.

    But I do think Biden has an advantage in all of this. Trump walks down a ramp, or drinks water with two hands, there’s days of discussion on what he’s hiding. Biden does Biden things, and we already know dude’s old and feeble.
     
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    FTFY
     
  11. Aetius

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    This is what I don't get. Yeah he's old, but he's not feeble. Dude was jogging up the steps when he tripped.
     
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    I'm not saying that it's an empirical fact that Biden is feeble, I'm saying that the impression has been made, and that's just how it is. He trips and stumbles, he gets up and goes in the damn plane, as opposed to having doctors proclaim him the most amazing specimen of man, and then tweeting about it for two hours.
     
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    "Look at how he steps and look at how I step. Watch how I run up ramps and he stumbles down ramps. Come on." ~ Joe Biden after Trump stumbled on steps.
     
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    So have any of y'all been paying attention to what's happening at the border lately?
    Because it's the only thing the Fox news affiliates are talking about.
    Basically, the border has been swamped with unaccompanied kids since Biden took office and rolled back Trump's executive orders.
     
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    https://www.npr.org/2021/03/11/9761...ties-as-u-s-border-resources-overwhelmed-agai

    Being held for 107 hours instead of the 72 required under law is a good reason for Fox news to freak the fuck out about this issue.
     
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    The solution is the good ol’ fashioned Elect People Who Weren’t Alive When Coolidge Was President.

    “SALUTE MARINES!!!”
     
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    Don't worry, it appears the administration is considering spreading the joy around by flying them to the states bordering Canada. I'm sure they're all COVID free.

    Anyways, this is what the majority of the country voted for.
     
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    Or did they? Muhawhahaha*!

    *That's my evil laugh.
     
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    It actually makes sense. Our borders have been closed for over a year, and there is a ton of processing capacity there that could take up the slack. They are looking at chartering flights, not flying commercial.

    And I’m more worried about the actual American idiots in those States that aren’t following procedures, not wearing masks, and blathering on about “mah freedoms!”.
     
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    While we're talking about the border, nothing irks me quite like Trump's border wall which was never even close to finished. We spent billions of dollars to just fuck up the environment essentially. I can't get this picture out of my head.
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