You laugh now, and I did too until that one morning I discovered that Dennis Quaid was living inside my body.
I was promised 5G. So far, nada after the first shot. It better kick in after the second dose or I'm calling Bill Gates.
This reminds me of when a congressman from Louisiana asked if all the extra Marines being stationed on Guam would cause the island to tip over......
I'm pretty sure the problem was that Trump HAD to have his signature on the actual check, not the letter itself.
You are correct. Thanks for keeping me honest. If anyone is curious, the video is here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7m6aewquco How everyone kept a straight face is beyond me.
The fact that we don't hear the phrase "are you an idiot?" more frequently in public testimony amazes me.
You had a state representative that thought islands floated on top of water like driftwood? What college did he go to, the University Of Loony Toons? I would love to hear his theory on where the sun goes at night.
Okay, I just watched that video, and that guy has gotta be - GOTTA BE - stoned off his ass. Just listen to him; he sounds like he's losing his train of thought in mid-sentence. I know this because that's how I would get when I would smoke weed; that's why I don't do it anymore.
gonna have some Delta 8 later and see if his logic makes sense then. As of right now though, I'm with you that he sounds stoned as hell.
His staff’s explanation was that he “is a tremendous deadpan.” Also, I think his staff misspelled “pothead.” But I think it’s awesome that his Wikipedia page will most likely always have a section titled “Comments on Guam tipping over.”
Even his logic sounds like something some brain dead stoner would say: "Bro, so, like... Like... What if everyone... In China... 'Cause China's a big country, right? Its the biggest country in the world, right? Like, ten times bigger than America... That's huge... What if everyone in China... Jumped... Like, at the same time? That could destroy the planet or something. Like, at least cause the biggest earthquake of all time. Bro, I just realized it... That's where earthquakes come from."
https://twitter.com/GovKemp/status/1388184358608048130 The Governor of Georgia is surveying the border, because that's definitely within the responsibilities of the Governor of a state at least 800 miles from the border.
Georgia does have a coast line, although it's all barrier islands. But, maybe he wants to see how to build a wall to keep Florida Man out?
He was touring the Rio Grande. My Spanish is rusty, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't translate to "Georgia Barrier Islands".
I didn't say it did. And, I certainly am not defending him. I don't know what the fuck he's doing. But, I was making the joke that maybe if he wanted to build a fence along the coast or along Florida, he went to see an example of another one. But, since it's stupidly impossible to build a fence on the coast line, and all kinds of impractical and illegal to build one along the Georgia-Florida line, I thought you would pick up on that.