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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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  2. Nettdata

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    Well there ya go.
     
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    If the AR-15 is so modular why haven't they equipped doctors with a variant that fired COVID-vaccine needles? Then we can render this vaccine/AR-15 debate moot, because all deaths will be attributed to both.
     
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    If I dip the rounds in vaccine solution, would that get to the heart of the matter?
     
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    You need to soak your rounds in bleach so you can shoot it directly into other people's veins.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Go on….
     
  7. Aetius

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    "Pew pew means no more achoo achoo"
     
  8. Chase!

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    Can we call it the AR-Vaccine?
     
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    didn’t soldiers once dip the rounds in pigs’ blood for use against militants who were Islamic?
     
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    Unsurprisingly that is a inaccurate meme that floats around among our more "racially sensitive" conservative brethren, like our deeply compassionate former President.
     
  11. Chase!

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    While I've known some people in my military career who were racist enough to think that way and everyone in Iraq and Afghanistan has heard stories, I'm pretty sure that's just a rumor.
     
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    He’s like one of those pilots who crash-landed on a remote island and still thinks he’s at war with the Koreans decades later.
     
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    Ah yes, Louie "The mask gave me Covid" Gohmert.

    Even the right-wing radio hosts down here think he's a mouth-breathing retard.
     
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    There's a new breed pushing some really dumb conspiracies, but Gohmert is "classic" dumb in a way that's incredibly difficult to rival. Like he's the kind of guy who would complain that his spoon is broken because he's trying to eat soup with the bowl of the spoon facing down instead of up.
     
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    Maybe he’s just a tremendous deadpan.
     
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    "I don't believe in science. I believe in God."
    - Marjorie Taylor Greene

    The very fact that a tranny- looking abomination like MTG even exists, much less holds public office, is all the proof you need that there is no God.
     
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    you would like you are quoting various family members of mine. If the modern day science on a topic doesn’t jive with their interpretation of that book, then they disregard it. The level of stupidity is incredible.

    And what’s truly scary is, people who think like this hold public office and are in positions of power. MTG isn’t the issue specifically, it’s that people like her are even allowed to be voted into positions to make and impact laws and policy.
     
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    She flat-out said “I don’t believe in what’s proven, I believe in what you cannot prove.”