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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Crown Royal

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    And wife-beater. Although I can’t blame him there. It’s comforting to know that cock-eating twat was once on the receiving end of a hard, cold five.

    His finest hour. The child-fucking thing not so much.
     
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    My point was anger and a substantial amount of gin. My apologies. Carry on.
     
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    Don’t ever apologize for enjoying gin.
     
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    can't say anyone deserves domestic abuse (except maybe trump -- I really hope melania beats the shit out of him and doesn't change his diapers on time), but her cock lubricator sure sounds dumb as hell every time it makes a noise
     
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    Don’t worry, she returned the favour to him in spades. They have matching mugshots.
     
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    how did this not prevent her from being elected?
     
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    A criminal record doesn't bar you from running for office in most places. It's a detraction, for sure, but there's no rules against it in most places.

    In other news, I'm thinking of running for congress; free healthcare, full retirement benefits even if I get fired, sweet corporate kickbacks, I don't have to show up for work, I can say and do any stupid shit that I feel like, and the law won't stop me.

    Sounds like a killer deal to me.
     
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    in fairness, the Texas dems left the state so they couldn't vote on (and pass) the crazy voter restrictions. Noble cause if there ever was one, and they do risk arrest by doing so. If that's what you're referencing by the not showing up for work, then I think it'd be pretty tough to argue for inequitable if not blatantly discriminatory voting restrictions. However, if it snows again, I'm totally on the "leaving for cancun" bandwagon.
     
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    I WAS NOT talking specifically about the Texas Dems refusing to vote on that bullshit bill.

    But yeah, you can be in Congress and only show up about 50% of the time and face no repurcussions.

    Dipshit in charge, Gregg Abbott just decided to partisanly make an example of them.
     
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    So I was just linked to Kevin Paffrath's AMA on reddit. It's even dumber than the scan I did of his website a few months back.
     
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    it's truly amazing how Abbott can be so stupid that everyone hates him no matter their political beliefs. I don't know why the media isn't just destroying him.... maybe because he's in a wheelchair? Like that whole "can't talk shit about a cripple" thing?
     
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    Not just crippled but low-functioning autistic. He’s a double-threat. All he needs to do is throw on a burka and he’ll be immune to everything whatsoever.
     
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    lol, Marion Barry was arrested after smoking crack with a hooker on camera, broadcast on TV, and got re-elected as Mayor of D.C. It certainly does prevent it.
     
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    Nothing prevents somebody from being elected in your country. Literally fucking nothing. Boebert just achieved her high school GED last year, by the way. She is an actual basic bitch. What’s next, University of Phoenix?

    Stupid, no college education, no law experience, a criminal, elected to Congress. Low-information voters will be the end of your country’s empire, make no mistake.
     
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    It's funny, I just reread Tom Clancy's Executive Orders, really should've been titled Tom Clancy's Atlas Shrugged for all the wishful thinking contained therein. Jocko here sounds just like President Ryan giving the world his ultimatum, everything Tom Clancy wished a president would say in a speech.
     
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    It sounded like something a president in a Michael Bay or MCU movie would say.
     
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    I love this channel.

     
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    I assume you're referring to this thread: https://twitter.com/nicole_chenelle/status/1422449854224031745 . The account that tweeted it is unverified and I'm not aware of any sourcing beyond the thread itself, so it's a bit of a "take it as it is" thread.
     
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    I have never heard of any of those people.