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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. downndirty

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    Cruz's daughter just came out as bi.

    I'd love to read that Tinder profile: "Ok, so I'm not evil myself, but sort of Satan-adjacent..."
     
    #18741 downndirty, Jan 11, 2022
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Pics or gtfo
     
    #18742 Kubla Kahn, Jan 11, 2022
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    It's 2022...can we upgrade to video for bi children of shitty politicians?

    It's how Kim Kardashian got famous, anyway.
     
    #18743 downndirty, Jan 11, 2022
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    Call me old school, but I'd rather not see anything that came out of Ted Cruz's balls in any sexual way. Thanks.
     
    #18744 Popped Cherries, Jan 11, 2022
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    this made my morning thank you. I have a bunch of in laws who basically worship cruz. Cannot wait to give them absolute shit over this.
     
    #18745 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 11, 2022
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    The activist left is about to fuck shit up for themselves.

    "Biden's not doing enough for us!" keep it up, that'll be the least of your problems.
     
    #18746 GcDiaz, Jan 12, 2022
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    Stacey Abrams is the one of the people who started the "stolen election" bullshit that's now completed polluted the electoral process. Her pointlessly snubbing Biden has got to be one of the dumbest things she's done yet.
     
    #18747 Juice, Jan 12, 2022
  8. downndirty

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    Um...what?
    Source?

    I'm not a fan of anyone in that shit soup, but I thought her deal was getting thousands of folks in Georgia to register to vote, thus winning the GA senate seat?
     
    #18748 downndirty, Jan 12, 2022
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    When she lost to Kemp in 2018.
     
    #18749 Juice, Jan 12, 2022
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    Why must you two be so fucking racist?
     
    #18750 NatCH, Jan 12, 2022
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    I went through school too early to be treated to the infinite wisdom of critical race theory.
     
    #18751 Juice, Jan 12, 2022
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    He's from Boston. They put two pumps of it into every order of Dunkin.
     
    #18752 jdoogie, Jan 12, 2022
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    As long as it’s iced.
     
    #18753 Juice, Jan 12, 2022
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    [​IMG]
     
    #18754 Kubla Kahn, Jan 12, 2022
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    I don't trust her because she has a gap in her teeth big enough to floss with a dinner knife. We're in the age of orthodontics stacey. Pretty sure your lispy ass can afford it.
     
    #18755 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 12, 2022
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    What an hour for political news.

    1. First Jan 6 indictment on seditious conspiracy
    2. British Royal Family strips Prince Andrew of his royal honors and privileges
    3. SCOTUS strikes down OSHA vaccine mandate
    4. Sinema tanks efforts to protect voting rights
     
    #18756 Aetius, Jan 13, 2022
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    I keep hearing this argument, and each time I struck by the utter naivete of thinking that McConnell would ever, for a single second, consider keeping the filibuster if his purposes required him to remove it. When he needed it gone in order to pack SCOTUS he didn't hesitate for a moment. The only reason why he would keep the filibuster in place is if he didn't need it gone, likely because his entire strategy relies on turning the Congress into a non-functional branch (which only needs a bare majority in either house) and then achieving his ends through gerrymandered state houses and a compliant judiciary.
     
    #18757 Aetius, Jan 13, 2022
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    So what does that mean?
    He's got to get a real job like a schmuck now?
     
    #18758 dixiebandit69, Jan 13, 2022
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    I think he's no longer allowed to sexually traffic anyone who can trace their lineage back to the Normans or something.
     
    #18759 Aetius, Jan 13, 2022
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    Not only that, but they have to talk about something relevant to the subject being debated; no reading of "Green Eggs and Ham" or Grandma Mabel's chicken soup recipes.
     
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