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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. NatCH

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    I immediately regret my decisions
     
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    Girdle your loins because the meme-game after something like this is always on point. Lot of good comedy coming down the twitters in the next few hours.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    Never ceases to amaze me when there’s all the evidence in the world that someone is a shit human and they should be removed from office for that. Yet they go after the “but he’s not like us” crap. I’m sure the same will eventually happen to Lindsay graham. I think everyone agrees this dude deserves what’s coming to him, but for being gay? That’s just not something I can get…. Behind.

    again, more reasons why Twitter should go away. No one is running with the headline “Madison Cawthorn Aggressively Fucks Men,” but Twitter can spread that butthole crap like wildfire
     
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    I just can’t imagine being the type of person that runs for office knowing you’re on video thrusting your paralyzed ass into another guy.

    Is this a politician thing? Like, watching the Anthony Weiner documentary I had the same thought.

    Hell, I work a blue collar job and sometimes I worry that a friend from high school is gonna find out I made a joke about them one day they weren’t around during our senior year.
     
  5. dixiebandit69

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    He talked about the cocaine orgies in public.
     
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    Poor little wheelchair Nazi.
     
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    I noticed his nails were really nicely done in the lady lingerie pic.
     
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    Careful what you wish for.
    https://twitter.com/Hey_man5/status/1522054641646817280
     
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    Funny how all this talk has me noticing the inconvenient lack of stairs in our house
     
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    I love the hesitance that you can't be gay, Republican and a piece of shit at the same time. Progress?

    I think some of these people (Cawthorn, MGT, Gaetz) are simply trolls that can't let the ruse up for fear of consequences, and kind of deserve whatever happens to them. The Ted Cruz/Lindsey Grahams of the world are the ones who are truly evil.
     
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    As far as treatment goes, he deserves worse. He is a worthless piece of shit, a lying sociopath and objectively stupid. This proves two things: 1) he’s incapable of telling the truth in literally anything and 2) his “team” were always the gay-hating homophobes that were labelled as, and always will be.
     
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    He's just trying to answer the question of why it smells bad?
     
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    As the blue hairs age out and more millennials a gen z start their climb in politics this will be much more common. Katie Hill was booted for smoking a bong naked with a staffer with picture proof. Think of the Onlyfans mom I made a thread about. There is at least one photo of me floating out there from a cruise I took in high school giving the thumbs up to two girls flashing me. Another of me with a qp of weed. Maybe they’ve been forgotten and not survived format advancement but you never know.

    From the descriptions I’ve heard, that didn’t come from the super pac whose only goal is to torpedo his career, it sounds like typical frat behavior from a gen z’er raised on shows like Jackass. Had plenty of friends who used their genitalia as a vector for pranks and outrageous behavior. While the super anti gay republican who is secretly a repressed homosexual is a salacious story, and a completely fucked out tv/movie trope, I don’t really think that’s what is going on here. More likely just simply toxic masculinity all the feminist warn about.
     
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    In the future the only people who get elected will be Mormons who are too repressed to do shameful shit on video, and porn stars who aren't repressed enough to be ashamed of it.
     
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    Or every candidate will release deepfake porn of them fisting gay veteran Jewish trans black abortions in a toilet or whatever, and it'll all be meaningless.

    DO NOT GOOGLE THAT SHIT, I WARN YOU NOW.
     
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    I just made another bad life decision and watched the Cawthorn video, and I have to ask: is he faking being paralyzed?

    He seemed to be moving around pretty well for a cripple.

    Also, I don't know if it was the lighting, but it looks like he's got a shag carpet growing in his ass crack.
     
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    I thought you like that.
     
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    I’ve always read he’s partially crippled with no real explanation of what that means. Maybe he could use crutches but chooses a wheelchair for sympathy or maybe he’s outright lying. I do think he’ll be the first of the Uber crazy republicans to get the boot.
     
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    One of my best friends ran for NC House of Representatives in the last cycle. He's a democrat in deeply republican area and, predictably, got spanked by the incumbent.

    This dude has probably done more drugs than anyone I know, and there's plenty of pictures of him out of his mind on whatever. He got his jaw broke by a titty bar bouncer for doing coke in the bathroom. I walked in on him doing a line during his campaign. I have no doubt that if he had a snowballs chance in hell of winning, the incumbent would have found all that and smeared the hell out of him.