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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

  1. Aetius

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    I think (a) is definitely more likely, but also that comparing Roe to Plessy is exactly the kind of disingenuous stupid I expect from John Cornyn.
     
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    Not until they get their precious slavery back. That is, after all, what made them a powerful country..
     
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    We still have slavery. It's called prison. Your tax dollars at work!
     
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    SHS has come out in favor of abortions conducted with AR-15s.
     
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    If a 9mm can blow out a lung it can certainly blow out a fetus.
     
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    The method of throwing one’s self off a grain elevator to eliminate pregnancy has worked for decades and is far cheaper. And soon to become popular again.
     
  7. Revengeofthenerds

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    single story houses suddenly getting stairs built on
     
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    Maybe you practice medicine on the cheap, but here in the great state of Arkansas we ensure that the job is done right.
     
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    Long on coat hangers
     
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    The folks who hoarded tp are looking at plan b like.....
     
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    I'ma start drop-shipping Plan-B from California on Etsy under the label of "artisanal uterine soap." 400% markup, easy.
     
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    Can I be in your entourage?

    I'll come up with the weird foodie pseudo flavors like "mango way, empty peach artesanal uterine soap" and "watermelon wonder where it went" and "hetfix and chill".

    You need a basic bitch for your marketing? I'll be both basic and that bitch.
     
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    Wow, “America’s Mayor” certainly is a whining, snivelling little chickenshit, isn’t he? Compare this reaction to how both Chris Rick and/or Dave Chappelle reacted to being legitimately assaulted.
     
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    I was thinking; I'm sure y'all have seen memes lately about how life begins at conception, but you can't claim a fetus on your taxes or get welfare for it.

    Do y'all think there is any chance that they could successfully push for such laws to go into effect?
    If the conservatives have such a hard on for fetuses, do you think we could actually get some benefits for them?


    Oh, and this is an actual thing I heard on the radio yesterday: some pro-life "expert" was asked about new laws banning abortion that don't have provisions for rape or incest.

    This dumb cunt said that those cases aren't statistically important because they account for "less than 1% of abortions."
    Can you believe that shit?
     
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    It's almost like human traffickers don't actually care about their cargo getting a better life and are just doing it for the money.
     
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    the best part is Abbott got on tv and the first thing he said is “this is Biden’s fault”
     
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    Yeah but they could literally just dump them by the side of the road and avoid the hassle of losing a truck and having all kinds of federal attention. At this point part of me suspects this was deliberate because someone on the other end failed to pay, or something like that.