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Elephants and Jackasses...

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016.

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  1. Juice

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    Win? It’s not my job tell them how to be appealing or successful, which according to their 16% approval rating, they aren’t. They deserve to lose in November.
     
    #19881 Juice, Jul 15, 2022
  2. downndirty

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    Write a Goddamned bill that could pass with the "majority" they have, would be the obvious answer.
     
    #19882 downndirty, Jul 15, 2022
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    It passed the House, where they have an actual majority, and nothing can pass the Senate (except military spending) because Republicans will block it. I genuinely don't know what people expect here. If you want to protect women's rights, you have to vote for fewer Republicans. There's no other path.
     
    #19883 Aetius, Jul 15, 2022
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    You know what I’M proposing?
     
    #19884 NatCH, Jul 15, 2022
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    Genocide. Just like you proposed it in response to inflation, in response to climate change, and in response to that time you stubbed your toe.
     
    #19885 Aetius, Jul 15, 2022
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    Nah, not that far. Just a one-party government. Electing Republicans is a garbage way to legislate, agreed. So don’t have them. It’s the answer we all want, let’s just fucking do it.
    Ban elections.
     
    #19886 NatCH, Jul 15, 2022
  7. Juice

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    Okay we got it. Save the glib shit-posting for the WDT.
     
    #19887 Juice, Jul 15, 2022
  8. NatCH

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    Sorry everybody.
     
    #19888 NatCH, Jul 15, 2022
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    I forgive you.

    But trust me, you DO NOT want a one-party system. You know, "communism, fascism, yada yada."

    That's what's going to happen.

    I FUCKING HATE the Republicans these days (never thought I'd say that), but they stood up for gun owner rights, which was the main reason why I was a Republican until Bush Jr.
    The supreme court just signaled that they aren't going to infringe gun owner rights, so I think we need to think about other rights that are about to be stripped when voting in a few months.

    If anyone needs to apologize, it's @Aetius, for his hatred of cars.

    Dude, did a car beat you up and steal your lunch money when you were a kid?
     
    #19889 dixiebandit69, Jul 15, 2022
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    One day, you will be enlightened, and see the error of your ways.
     
    #19890 Aetius, Jul 15, 2022
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    ....the mechanic....going to see the error of his ways....about cars?

    Bruh, what did Bumblebee DO TO YOU?
     
    #19891 downndirty, Jul 15, 2022
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    Told him to suck the vegan cock?
     
    #19892 AFHokie, Jul 15, 2022
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    All a mechanic does is stick their hand around a lubed up crankshaft and work it until it releases. Little more than a whore for cars.
     
    #19893 Aetius, Jul 15, 2022
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    Spoken like a man who's forgotten his relationship with his laptop.

    Who masturbates to who, here?
     
    #19894 downndirty, Jul 15, 2022
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    Should I have been asking for consent from all of you?
     
    #19895 Misanthropic, Jul 16, 2022
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    Every time Aetius whines about cars another coal-roller is born. It’s like an angel getting it’s wings when a bell rings, but more destructive.
     
    #19896 Juice, Jul 16, 2022
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    The Arizona Republic Party Executive Committee has censured Rusty Bowers, the Republican Speaker of the House of the Arizona legislature, for the offense of ::checks notes:: not committing perjury. He is now "no longer a Republican in good standing & we call on Republicans to replace him at the ballot box in the August primary."
     
    #19897 Aetius, Jul 20, 2022
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    Biden got the rony.
     
    #19898 xrayvision, Jul 21, 2022
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    But not cancer. But also maybe cancer?
     
    #19899 NatCH, Jul 21, 2022
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    Sauce?
     
    #19900 downndirty, Jul 21, 2022
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