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And here I thought that was a unique request. Damn you, internet! Dammmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnn yyyooooooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!
Well just registered for Tough Mudder Indiana 2011. Time for training, fuck me why did I do this. Any one done one of these? <a class="postlink" href="http://toughmudder.com/events/indiana-2011/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://toughmudder.com/events/indiana-2011/</a>
For your viewing pleasure, here is Li'l Bandit's first stop-motion animation video. He stayed up late last night doing this with his Legos and a digital camera that my dad gave him. We couldn't get the audio right, so it's here in a silent format. Maybe one of you more technologically minded folks can give us some pointers. The story is as follows: A Lego woman decides to cheat on her husband the rock-man, and he catches her and blows away the unlucky suitor. Then his cheating wife discovers that he has been eating people again when he vomits out an undigested human head. Then she kills him. Li'l Bandit came up with this entirely on his own. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I told him he did a good job and transferred all the data to the computer and put it together on Windows Movie Maker. Edit: Yes, that is Li'l Bandit in the background. He has a thing or two to learn about framing. Edit 2: For some reason that link isn't working right now, so see it here: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsm4XgGRpH0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsm4XgGRpH0</a>
Another fine day motorcycling. Went to go visit the girlfriend at work. In so doing, managed to forget about my work tomorrow. Little victories. Also, find of the day: <a class="postlink" href="http://cougarlife.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://cougarlife.com/</a>
The fact that it took me 5 tries to log in probably means I shouldn't be here. Kids went to dads, so I am enjoying some vodka, herb and pain meds. Yeah, I know, be careful when mixing this stuff, ghettoastronut, I got it. Did that BLiy troll get a job or something?
I gave him a day off after he ignored a warning about being annoying and turning every WDT into the BL1Y thread and pushing the no-politics thing, and he hasn't been back since. So either he got a job, or his panties are still in a bunch.
I don't care what side of the Lonely Island comedy fence you are on, if you don't find the below video funny, you are dead to me.
So, my friend was telling me how her nipples were the only way she could cum, that all I had to do was "stroke them, then twist them gently." She was really pushinr out her chest. Is she asking me to grab her boobs? She is gonna be here awhile....
My room mate is annoying. His English is bad because he doesn't study and drinks WAY too much. My mom got me a bunch of random laundry detergent on sale, so I have several odd boxes of liquid and powder detergent on the shelf in the laundry room, along with all your other laundry chemicals. He goes in there to do laundry for the first time since he moves in and thinks it is okay to use my stuff. All of it. He put a little bit of each box and bottle into the fucking washer. Then he asks me to come look at it and tell him what button to push. Of course I tell him to buy his own stuff. I'm also worried that the suds are going to overflow the washer. Well, jokes on him. He poured my bleach in there too, so now his jeans are streaked. Jesus Christ. He just topped himself. I ran out to the kitchen because the fire alarm was going off. Guess who was "toasting" his flatbread over the open fucking gas flame on the stove?!!? Why do I have to tell him that you use a toaster for these operations, and to only use pots and pans on the stove? I'm going to smother him in his sleep.