I've been on mckinney ave since about 5. The swat team has just arrived. I'm betting that at least one person in my group spends the night in jail. Hopefully it's not meeee!
This is a twitter feed I made for an intern we all passed around at EA a year ago. <a class="postlink" href="http://twitter.com/#!/shitmyinterndoe" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://twitter.com/#!/shitmyinterndoe</a>
Screw paying for a domain. I'm just resurrecting my old blogspot and putting this content up instead of the inane bullshit that was there years previously.
Set up a twitter feed instead. Easier to follow, and shit is usually funnier when condensed to 140 chars or less.
Holy shit, I thought you were going to say 18, 19 at the oldest. He doesn't know how to do laundry or make toast at 30.
I think he lived on a farm. I tried conversing with him when he first moved in and he knew the words for "camel, horse, sheep." He had to tell me the next day about cows though.
I bet I see you on Judge Judy within a year. You will be suing this retard because he stopped paying rent after the first month.
That's one thing Saudi's are good for. Their government is paying them a load of money to be studying over here.
I have a temporary American room mate too. He has the sense to hole up in his bedroom the majority of the time.
<a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/#!/My_Roommate_" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/#!/My_Roommate_</a> if anyone is interested or cares. I'm not really into twitter and don't know much about it except that it allows retards to think they're important.
About to follow you. Comedy is why I got into Twitter. This is some legitimately funny shit that people say on here. Makes for good script writing/stand up material.