How DARE you. I have pushed back in my chair and spat on the monitor. Have YOU been stabbed in a mosh pit at Chilli Peppers/Lallapalooza? Have YOU been kicked in the head with a Doc Martin so hard in left bloody tread marks in your forehead during Rage Against the Machine? Have you got backstage to meet Rob Zombie? Did you get punched out by a seven foot black man with a Kriss KRoss hair-do at Soundgarden? I have done all those things. And more. There are still plenty of new bands for me to like nowadays too. I named ZZ Top, Rolling Stones and AC/DC. They are awesome bands. And I've seen all of them live. And they are awesome. My concert bucket list: Pink Floyd (probably not), The Police (probably not), Tom Petty, Lamb of God, Tragically Hip (I STILL haven't seen the fuckers)
Hmmm. I thought all black men just did this version of the macarena? Stand a foot away from a wall. Place one hand on the wall, and then the other. Spead one leg, then the other. Place one hand behind your head, and then the other. Place one hand behind your back, and then the other. Have the policeman handcuff one hand, then the other.
So the answer to my question was "No, not really"? Because.....only one those bands released their debut albums before 1995. And Lamb of God's debut is still twelve years ago.
My best friend and her guy friend came over to my house for dinner and beer. Then we walked across the street to the grade school, cuz they have a playground! We were all a little tipsy. Friend of friend spun us on one of those Merry Go Round thingies. We got pretty sick. What's worse is that we then went to the swing set. That is WAY worse for nausea. Avoid swings when drinking, people.
Because they think it makes them cool. War stories are great and all, but go to a show for the sake of going to see the band. Not to get the shit kicked out of you by some stupid fuck in the crowd. I once got drop-kicked by an asshole who jumped off the stage and hit me right in the noggin. I punched him after the show in the parking lot. Have you ever had to listen to some schmuck tell you a long-winded story about how awesome a show was, only to reach an anti-climax because there wasn't any fucking point to the story? Yeah, everyone sounds like that when describing a show. Eh, I suppose I shouldn't hand out too much shit here. I used to be one of those stupid fucks. Whatever makes you happy I guess.