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First Day Of Fall WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Sep 21, 2012.

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  1. lust4life

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    Or demanded to speak with Jack.
     
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    Grass-fed meat only, dude! Don't you know anything? You're never getting into paleo-Valhalla with discipline like that. Go say 1,000 hail marys, one our father and eat a wild Alaskan salmon fillet while doing the WOD, and all will be forgiven.
     
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    Uggghhhhh, by eating your own in-tes-tines you will be REsupplying your body with the exact same grain. It's the type of addictive behavior Big Grain would usually want from you if Monsanto wasn't suing your ass for reusing their product twice.
     
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    You'll find no help in MY town with that. Even their biggest name gets fucked in MY town. Check this out:

    Judging by his photo, let's say that their beloved mascot has let himself go:
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    What the hell is with the Patriots playing at 8:20 PM? How am I suppose to justify day drinking for the game if it doesn't start until tonight?
     
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    Set up a barbeque grill in your driveway and call it a tailgate.

    Pshh - amateur.
     
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    Thank you Gatorade.

    I don't know if there's a more awkward situation than going to a party with somebody you know from the internet, and which features zero other people whom you know, but I doubt it.

    It's very similar to being at party where you don't know anybody. And if you're awkward like me, you drink a lot of poorly made domestic beer and make up stories about yourself to alleviate that. And now drink gatorade.
     
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    Isn't there some kind of rule that a tailgating session can't be that long before the game? It's not like I can't do it, I just want to justify it so it doesn't count, like eating cake on your birthday or sleeping with a hooker because you're in Vegas.
     
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    Smoke some ribs, that takes hours. Those ribs need to be very closely watched. And lots of good sauces are flavored by beer or whiskey, you see where I am going here.
     
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    No wonder you're married.
     
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    I was just thinking the same thing Parker.
     
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    I'm asking my parents for a pair of brown Allen Edmonds shoes as a Christmas gift, preferably the Mctavish or another one of their wingtip designs. I've tried a few pairs on and damn it they aren't the best feeling dress shoes my feet have ever touched. I've got some Cole Haan's that I thought were pretty nice but Allen Edmonds make them feel like exactly what they are: Nike owned chinese-made pieces of shit.
     
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    To truly purge yourself of this transgression, you must seek out the Monolith, then bash in the skull of a vegan with bone of a steer you slaughtered and consumed.
     
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    Allen Edmonds are the most comfortable shoe I've ever worn, absolutely worth the price. If you have a Gilt membership, they often have huge discounts.
     
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    You fuckers. I need new dress shoes for work and was all set to go out and buy the local discount shoes. Now you all go and talk about Allen Edmonds prompting me to research them. Oh, American made, pay the employees a decent wage, repairable. I am sold and now have to triple my shoe budget.
     
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    Only heads up with Allen Edmonds is that they make a few of their different shoe models on different lasts, so what fits comfortably for one guy may never, ever fit you well, no matter how long you try to break them in. Try a few different pairs on before you buy.
     
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    Pfft, that's a slap on the wrist. The last time I made that mistake I had to sacrifice my firstborn to the Great Mastodon.
     
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    I had to burn to loafs of bread in effigy than run up K2 with the Wonderbread bags on my feet, body-checking sherpas out of my way. I beat a Yeti to death with a rock just above base camp and fire-cooked it. Primal.
     
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    Tracy Morgan just lying on the stage is awkward and hilarious.
     
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    This always makes me feel better about the world.

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