I can never get a tread approved on an anonymous internet message board unless I antagonize one of the moderators. Usually they just post "their own" ideas, ignoring other people who have suggested the same topic with different wording.
The Booby/booty threads are on the second page of permanent threads! EDIT: Oh, and sometimes I have to play Halo without any of my internet friends when my shitty Comcast goes out. This happens at least once every couple of months. It makes me cry bitter tears of Xbox live withdrawals.
My nearly 10-year old reasonably-priced luxury car is out of commission until Thursday, because it's getting some preventative maintenance done before I drive cross-country. Because of this cost, it's likely that I won't be able to upgrade from my computer (which is missing the "Menu" key and only has a P7350 2.0GHz dual-core processor, and is still using USB 2.0, ick) until at least 2012. Also, this might affect whether or not I expand on my SCUBA knowledge this fall. That means I won't have any underwater activities to distract myself with during a final semester at a private, majority-female liberal arts college. Without that, how will I ever burn off all of this fat?
Our internet has been acting odd lately and recently, without warning, my download speeds will fall from around 1.2MB per second, to 150-200kb. Its bullshit. Words with Friends allows my roommates to play bullshit words like Titi, Lobo, and Vag to rack up big scores and beat me when otherwise I would crush them. A particularly good one. My dad and I had a 15 min discussion the other day as he bitched about how a particular species of clownfish he ordered for his saltwater tank arrived and its coloring and markings were a bit below average. I completely agreed and we contemplated ways to make it look better in the tank, but talk about #firstworldproblems, or better yet, #richwhitedudeproblems
My Android smartphone sometimes turns off for no particular reason. It drives me insane I'm seriously considering switching over to the iPhone.
I misread the focus and made up some first world problems. I wish I had regular massages to bitch about. Focus: I can't sleep. Ever since I got home from vacation I've been staying up to 3 or 4 am. There's only so much housecleaning, reading, masturbating, and bad TV watching you can do before you start to go a little crazy.
-My pool has too much chlorine in it -My cable box doesn't always show HD programming correctly -I have more food in my fridge than I will eat before it goes bad
My cousin was complaining on Facebook that she would have to turn her cellphone of for a whole 7 hours while she took the bar exam. Having to turn her cellphone off for 7 hours is enough of a first world problem, but the fact that she is doing it to take the bar exam makes it that much more underprivileged.
My massage therapist has been working full time at the Larry Fitzgerald camp and I haven't had a massage in 3 weeks! These are the end of times, I tell you.
I'm kind of hungry, but the fridge is downstairs. So I'm sitting here with my stomach growling, posting on the TiB.
Sometimes, only the outside two burners will fire on by barbeque. That means I sometimes have to turn my tongs sideways. Fuck my life. I couldn't glaze my stone driveway this summer. Bodies have to be chopped up into smaller pieces because the lazy garbagemen won't lift bags over they think are over 35 pounds now. HOW much do those guys make an hour, again?