Seriously...no. Ex1 and his foot fetish was pretty much one of the weirdest things ever. And a tongue on my asshole is absolutely not the most awesome feeling.
My wife has some cute feet and she takes care of them, so I went with that option. But under most circumstances, they're just like... a knee or something. Not really disgusting, but not something that I automatically think of when I think of "sexual body part." As for assholes, shit comes out of there. I mean ultimately in the heat of passion I'm sure I'll do whatever my wife wants, but so far she hasn't asked for it, and I'm damn well not gonna bring it up until either her shit starts smelling like Febreeze or I suddenly develop a poop fettish.
As I am currently celibate, I can say with authority if any of the four choices above were the only sexual activities offered, I would remain so.
Enough of this bullshit, VI. WHY? I was prepared to just let this slide and accept you as one more strange person this place attracted, but you insist on reminding us on a regular basis that you are married and yet still not having sex. Ever. So, why?
The simple answer? Once we got engaged, she stopped wanting to. Why? I don't know. At this point, it's once a year for the past three years. In the first couple years, I asked hundreds of times, and eventually just gave up. Does that make me voluntarily celibate? I guess. I got tired of hearing 'no' every time I asked, she got tired of saying 'no' every time I asked. The solution became 'stop asking' - problem solved. I found it humiliating and demeaning to constantly ask in the first place. But so it goes. And probably like most guys, all kidding aside, I have no desire to be with a woman that doesn't want to be with me in that way, which means I don't bother asking at all anymore.
I'd like to comment that I blame the whole rimming thing on the Viv Thomas line of lesbian porn. All the chicks are hot and perfectly manicured, their asses look to be cleaner than most people's faces, and they seem to fucking enjoy it so much when they get licked.* I don't know if they frequently do enema's or use bidets or what, but it does not look like shit comes out there at all. NSFW I'm not sure if I was confronted with a real asshole, what I'd actually do. *"Oh stupid Parker, its porn, its fake!" Not all the Viv Thomas stuff is fake, those bitches go at it and some of them have been doing scenes together for like 10 years now, they know each other pretty well.
I have no interest in answering those questions, nor any others. Fine, someone asked about the married/celibate thing, I answered. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
I got you, Dogg: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-Asexual-People" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-Asexual-People</a> FOCUS: I've sucked on my girl's toes, but she's pretty indifferent to it so it's just a cute lil thing I do once and a while to make her laugh. I'm apprehensive about rim jobs, never had a girl ask or offer one and I've certainly never asked. If my girl decides she wants one I'll at least try. In the shower. After I inspect that thang like it's an asbestos abatement.
I don't wanna speak for all the other butt lickers, but, for me at least, it's not like I spend the majority of sexing tonguing her starfish. It's more of a heat of the moment, I-must-devour-all-of-you type thing, where I've been going down on her for a while and her juice is everywhere, and I wanna slurp it up. And if I'm gonna stick a finger up there at some point, and don't feel like stopping to get lube, it sort of just makes sense. I've also only ever done it with a girlfriend, so I know how recently she's showered. Not once have I encountered a foul smell, and it's only ever tasted like pussy juice. Maybe I just give really sloppy oral, but I find it surprising how a guy could not end up making contact at some point.
I've been rimmed a couple of times by a dude who really wanted to do it, but it didn't do anything for me at all. I don't care how many nerve endings there are, if I can't mentally get into it then it isn't going to be a fun time. I voted for the toes thing, but as mentioned in the drunk thread it would only be if our feet were super clean and I'd only be doing it if the dude got off on it. (My current and hopefully lifelong partner is not into toes or rims, so this is all hypothetical)
Interesting. How exactly have you folks broached the rimming subject? I didn't bother asking and have lucked out that nobody objected. I imagine that would be pretty awkward. "Why are you licking my ass?" "I thought there was candy..."
On the subject of both rimjobs and ties I say "Fuck that". ..and there is nothing "vanilla" at all about feeling that way.
I remember in high school, the first time 69-ing, wanting to do it, but not bringing it up. Then it didn't cross my mind for a few years. Then I started doing light bum play with my long-term girlfriend at the time, and it kinda went from there. Don't think we explicitly talked about it, but once we got into it, she fucking loved it, even more than I did. Didn't happen for a few years after we broke up, and with my last girlfriend, we had lots of sex talk before actually getting naked, and I mentioned it was something I was dying to do to her truly glorious ass. She'd never heard of it, but wasn't freaked out. Wasn't way into it like I was, but didn't mind, since it meant I was licking elsewhere as well. VivThomas videos warm my heart. EDIT re: happyfunball's post What shocks me even more than guys not doing it, is how many girls are willing to do it. I forget which female member wrote in last time we had a thread like this (Hooker, maybe?), but someone wrote a detailed post about spreading a guy's cheeks, pushing through the hair (?!?!), digging in and enjoying it. Also have a few guy friends who've received, and said it was awesome. I had a booty call (whose ass I did not lick) that said she was willing, in part because our whole thing was mostly degrading and humiliating her. Never took her up on it. Kinda wish I did now, but not really.
I don't want to do it or have it done to me, but in the interest of the above 4 options, that's what I would choose. Look, I have no problems giving blowjobs, sucking the balls if you want (I don't even care if there's hair!), even going so far as licking/playing with the perineum. But I'm stopping there. However, if the guy REALLY wanted me to do it, IF he made it worth it, I GUESS, MAYBE, I would, since I like turning a guy on. However, it's not in my future as the husband doesn't like anal play.
Just for the record, I'll make out with a chick after I blew a wad in her mouth before I'd make out with her after she had her tongue in my asshole.