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#firstworldproblems

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SaintBastard, Nov 23, 2009.

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  1. Allord

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    Its this level of inane complaining that I'd expect from Seinfeld.

    Focus: I just woke up at 3 PM and all the food venues on campus are closed early. Instead of a burger I'm now being forced to eat breakfast at an off-campus ice cream parlor. #firstworldproblems
     
    #41 Allord, Nov 25, 2009
  2. slothers

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    I lost a bunch of money gambling again, hate screwing up pocket rockets. #firstworldproblems

    Mom argues that I should just live at home while going to college. "You get free food! free rent! laundry and blah blah blah - she just doesn't understand. #firstworldproblems

    Dad keeps wanting to pay for my car payments, asshole thinks I can't handle it myself. #firstworldproblems

    I need a massage but this campus doesn't have free ones till next week. Lame. - #firstworldproblems

    I wish the physical therapy sessions would yield faster results, not playing sports blow. - #firstworldproblems

    True facts.
     
    #42 slothers, Nov 25, 2009
  3. Rob4Broncos

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    Inspired by a friend's Facebook status update earlier:

    "My PS3 broke last night which means a $150 out-of-warranty repair. #firstworldproblems"
     
    #43 Rob4Broncos, Nov 25, 2009
  4. Nohik

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    I can´t believe there are still people who need to look at the keyboard... Hello! We aren´t in the stone age anymore! #first world problem
     
    #44 Nohik, Nov 26, 2009
  5. SaintBastard

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    Guy annoyed me on the subway by asking for change. We should really just raise the prices on everything so we don't have to see them anymore. #firstworldproblems
     
    #45 SaintBastard, Nov 27, 2009
  6. BakedBean

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    I had to throw a bunch of food out because it had been in the fridge so long it went bad. #firstworldproblems
     
    #46 BakedBean, Nov 27, 2009
  7. thevoice

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    When I went to pick up my friend, I had to physically get out of the car and knock on the front door. I texted him/her and told them I was outside, but they're phone was in a different room. #firstworldproblems.

    The server at Tim Horton's didn't add cream and sugar to my coffee. Now I have to use the crappy stuff at the office. #firstworldproblems.
     
    #47 thevoice, Dec 1, 2009
  8. thatone

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    Lasagna for dinner again? We had it two weeks ago ffs! #firstworldproblems
     
    #48 thatone, Dec 1, 2009
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    I desperately need a teeth whitening. They are oh so tinted from the daily Starbucks latte. #firstworldproblem
     
    #49 CoolHandPete, Dec 2, 2009
  10. Roboto

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    Birds keep shitting on my car, and I have to clean it off every day. #firstworldproblems
     
    #50 Roboto, Dec 2, 2009
  11. Stealth

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    "I had to wait a whole minute while they prepared my Quarter Pounder without pickles at McDonalds today ... sigh... #firstworldproblem"
     
    #51 Stealth, Dec 3, 2009
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    Excuse me little starving African boy, I'm going to need that stalk of corn to help run my car. #firstworldproblem
     
    #52 SaintBastard, Dec 3, 2009
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    Everyone keeps using my iPod, and the battery dies, like, every two hours. #firstworldproblems

    I overheard some annoying teenager whining about her iPod at the bus stop today. #firstworldproblems
     
    #53 ghettoastronaut, Dec 6, 2009
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    I wanted to make a pork roast for Christmas Dinner this year but since my wife's friends are Jewish, I guess I'll have to make Prime Rib, AGAIN. #firstworldproblems
     
    #54 manbehindthecurtain, Dec 6, 2009
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    Ugh, my Blackjack won't charge, the replacement car charger I ordered didn't work, and the other wall charger I ordered shouldn't be here 'til at least Monday. Now I'm gonna have to resort to email for communications. #firtworldproblem
     
    #55 Crazy Wolf, Dec 6, 2009
  16. Beer Me

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    This is basically what my sister said xmas 2 years ago:
    "Today I got a pink iPod, I didn't want a pink iPod because Jenna has one" #firstworldproblems
     
    #56 Beer Me, Dec 7, 2009
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